The 10 Commandments of ZUNE.

BrianLikesZune · 01-22-2008, 12:03 PM

Zuneology
10 Commandments of the Chosen Media Player

1. Thou Shalt not use any other media device besides Zune.
2. Thou Shalt refer to Microsoft as nothing less than Gods.
3. Thou Shalt not complain about the lack of clock/games. It was gods will.
4. Every sentence pertaining to Zune must end with," In accordance to the prophecy."
5. Thou Shall engage in the purchasing of Zune's/Zune Accesories.
6. Thou Shall Flaunt thy Zune in the face of thou rivals. (tamPods.)
7. All hail to media player perfection.
8. Becoming a member of zuneboards is required to gain innerzuace.
9. Long live Ceaser, the insider of the glorified device.
10. All Zuneoligists must pay repentance to the OriginalZune Owners, as they have seen what others have not, And listened to what others havent.
(11.)Thou should use Zune's wireless capability at least once.

Keywords
-Zuneology= The worshiping of gods chosen media player.
-Zuneologist= A follower of Zuneology.
-Zuace= When you and your media player flow together as one, creating a perfect harmony and balancing nature.

(by:brianlikeszune)

Revised edition, for Greg

1. Thou Shalt refer to Microsoft as nothing less than Gods.
2. Thou Shalt not complain about the lack of clock/games. It was gods will.
3. Every sentence pertaining to Zune must end with," In accordance to the prophecy."
4. Thou Shall engage in the purchasing of Zune's/Zune Accesories.
5. All hail to media player perfection.
6. Becoming a member of zuneboards is required to gain innerzuace.
7. Long live Ceaser, the insider of the glorified device.
8. All Zuneoligists must pay repentance to the OriginalZune Owners, as they have seen what others have not, And listened to what others havent.
9. Mods>zewbies
10. Thou shall enjoy the pure joy streaming out of thy headphones.

EndUnknown · 01-22-2008, 12:13 PM

intereesting.....

scrizz · 01-22-2008, 12:38 PM

wow...."In accordance to the prophecy"

CameleonMK · 01-22-2008, 12:45 PM

Bump that, I'm not following that.

Gregory · 01-22-2008, 12:50 PM

Scratch 1 and 6. There is nothing wrong with a Sansa.

mr.handsomeman · 01-22-2008, 01:07 PM

The Zune is amazing....in accordance to the prophecy...

Samo · 01-22-2008, 01:12 PM

go ZOG's

BrianLikesZune · 01-22-2008, 01:37 PM

hah its just for fun Cameleon. You dont have to be a zuneologist if you dont want too.

Jon · 01-22-2008, 03:02 PM

Wasn't there a member called Zuneologist, sorry random.

Thou should use Zune's wireless capability at least once.

Dragod · 01-22-2008, 03:11 PM

I think we need one Commandment: Thou shalt not act superior, as others do.

Jon · 01-22-2008, 03:16 PM

MemphisMasenko · 01-22-2008, 03:19 PM

commandments 2,4,5,9, and 11 is not followed by this one, that it isn't.
everthing else came naturally.

1shado1 · 01-22-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gregory

Scratch 1 and 6. There is nothing wrong with a Sansa.

Depends on the Sansa. The sound quality on my e260 sucks (even Rockboxed) compared to my Zune.

scrizz · 01-22-2008, 06:25 PM

zunes are good .... in accordance to the prophecy...

earthdowned · 01-22-2008, 06:39 PM

oh please, mp3 players are mp3 players

scrizz · 01-23-2008, 07:26 AM

thou shalt not refer to "The Zune" as an "mp3 player"
....in accordance to the prophecy....

ROFL

BrianLikesZune · 01-24-2008, 07:24 AM

Yes, tis a mp4 player.
(music/videos/pictures)

mangodroplet · 01-24-2008, 05:32 PM

lol. very very nice :]

Flintlock_James · 01-27-2008, 01:51 PM

i've been converted to zune. it is my one true god.

CameleonMK · 01-27-2008, 02:02 PM

The 2nd one was a little better seeing as I did half the list.

01-22-2008, 12:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
BrianLikesZune Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 524 Reputation: 49	The 10 Commandments of ZUNE. Zuneology 10 Commandments of the Chosen Media Player 1. Thou Shalt not use any other media device besides Zune. 2. Thou Shalt refer to Microsoft as nothing less than Gods. 3. Thou Shalt not complain about the lack of clock/games. It was gods will. 4. Every sentence pertaining to Zune must end with," In accordance to the prophecy." 5. Thou Shall engage in the purchasing of Zune's/Zune Accesories. 6. Thou Shall Flaunt thy Zune in the face of thou rivals. (tamPods.) 7. All hail to media player perfection. 8. Becoming a member of zuneboards is required to gain innerzuace. 9. Long live Ceaser, the insider of the glorified device. 10. All Zuneoligists must pay repentance to the OriginalZune Owners, as they have seen what others have not, And listened to what others havent. (11.)Thou should use Zune's wireless capability at least once. Keywords -Zuneology= The worshiping of gods chosen media player. -Zuneologist= A follower of Zuneology. -Zuace= When you and your media player flow together as one, creating a perfect harmony and balancing nature. (by:brianlikeszune) Revised edition, for Greg 1. Thou Shalt refer to Microsoft as nothing less than Gods. 2. Thou Shalt not complain about the lack of clock/games. It was gods will. 3. Every sentence pertaining to Zune must end with," In accordance to the prophecy." 4. Thou Shall engage in the purchasing of Zune's/Zune Accesories. 5. All hail to media player perfection. 6. Becoming a member of zuneboards is required to gain innerzuace. 7. Long live Ceaser, the insider of the glorified device. 8. All Zuneoligists must pay repentance to the OriginalZune Owners, as they have seen what others have not, And listened to what others havent. 9. Mods>zewbies 10. Thou shall enjoy the pure joy streaming out of thy headphones. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by BrianLikesZune : 01-22-2008 at 03:08 PM.

01-22-2008, 12:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
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01-22-2008, 12:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gregory Support Team Moderator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: What a stalker! Posts: 6,441 Reputation: 265	Scratch 1 and 6. There is nothing wrong with a Sansa. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Do you live outside of the US, have Paypal, and want the Zune Pass? If so PM or visit my To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. .

01-22-2008, 01:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Samo Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York Posts: 263 Reputation: 15	go ZOG's __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-22-2008, 01:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
BrianLikesZune Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 524 Reputation: 49	hah its just for fun Cameleon. You dont have to be a zuneologist if you dont want too. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-22-2008, 01:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
mr.handsomeman Expert Zuner Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 3,494 Reputation: 26	The Zune is amazing....in accordance to the prophecy...

01-22-2008, 03:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dragod The Master Chief Retired Staff Expert Zuner Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In a house. Posts: 2,649 Reputation: 240	I think we need one Commandment: Thou shalt not act superior, as others do. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-22-2008, 06:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
scrizz Jr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 415 Reputation: 19	zunes are good .... in accordance to the prophecy... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-22-2008, 06:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
earthdowned Squirt Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 13 Reputation: 10	oh please, mp3 players are mp3 players

01-23-2008, 07:26 AM	#16 (permalink)
scrizz Jr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 415 Reputation: 19	thou shalt not refer to "The Zune" as an "mp3 player" ....in accordance to the prophecy.... ROFL __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-24-2008, 07:24 AM	#17 (permalink)
BrianLikesZune Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 524 Reputation: 49	Yes, tis a mp4 player. (music/videos/pictures) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-24-2008, 05:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
mangodroplet Jr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: MANGOVILLE! <3 Posts: 472 Reputation: 46	lol. very very nice :]

01-27-2008, 01:51 PM	#19 (permalink)
Flintlock_James Squirt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Michigan..get me the hell out of here! Posts: 22 Reputation: 10	i've been converted to zune. it is my one true god.

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