[10 June 2009] Please note that changes have been made.
The categories are as follows:
-----By Nomination
Best New Member
The greatest zewbie of all.

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Must have joined within the time following (that means after!) the last awards to be eligible.
Favorite Staff Member
The forum's favourite member of staff.

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Jr. Staff+
Most Flamboyant
(S)he who dares to be bold.
Biggest Staff Suck-up
Someone get this brown noser some knee pads!
Biggest Staff Rebel
Rules are of no importance for this ol' desperado.
Biggest n00b Abuser
Making the noobies cry is this one's national sport!
Most Helpful
Always there with the best advice.
Most Dedicated
zB is this one's life!
Best Username
The Chuck Norris of usernames.
Worst Username
The Magikarp of usernames.
Best Sig
The user with a kick-ass sig.
Best Avatar
The user with a kick-ass avatar.
Favorite zB Extremity
Everyone's favourite elbow.

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Only team members NOT also on staff (Jr. Staff+) are eligible.
Spam King/Queen
Serves up a big helping of spam to the members of
zB.

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Please do not spam solely to obtain this award (ie. spam as soon as award time returns), and please do not spam in retaliation of not winning this award. Those who do not adhere to this will be punished accordingly.
Member of the Quarter- (can only be won once)
Given once a quarter to one user.
---Staff Chosen
Elektrolik's Submissive
Liz's choice.
Vettexl's Demon
Darren's choice.
Gow's Honour Roll Inductee
Gow's choice.
Charge's Bitch
Charge's choice.
Matt's Bitch
Matt's choice.
Seb's Bitch
Seb's choice.
Trogdor's Bitch
Troggy's choice.
Biggest Shouter
(S)he who has the most shouts at the end of the awards.