Most Creative use of Portals

Nurta · 04-24-2008, 07:11 PM

What is the most... unique... use of portals you can come up with?

Self Anal, head up own ass, licking elbow.

Be creative

Tobososlow · 04-24-2008, 07:12 PM

One by the couch and one by the fridge. You'll only have to move to use the facilities, maybe.

Trogdor's lame friend · 04-24-2008, 07:13 PM

One in toilet, one over somebody's bed..

So they could throw stuff at my while I dump.

LancerRevolution · 04-24-2008, 07:14 PM

one at playboy mansion then one at my house

JawaKing · 04-24-2008, 07:14 PM

I devised a series of portals, so that when ever I drop a duece it lands in the coffees of the creators of American Idol. They so deserve it.

Trogdor · 04-24-2008, 07:14 PM

Toilet Paper Assembly Line to someones front lawn

wyckedcombo17 · 04-24-2008, 07:15 PM

the tasty parts of a girl, future, past, bank vault, bestbuy, active mail order in santa monica

Atrocious · 04-24-2008, 07:16 PM

I'd just walk.
America is fat enough, we don't need portals.

Pierce28 · 04-24-2008, 07:18 PM

A portal on the floor leading to one directly above on the ceiling. It would rock..... until I wanted to get out due to the whole falling at maximum velocity...

saab900 · 04-24-2008, 07:19 PM

Pit of continous falling death, Atrocious is the first one to be kicked in.

Cloud Strife · 04-24-2008, 07:21 PM

One outside my window, and one on a sniper perch facing my friends house...

lpxxfaintxx · 04-24-2008, 08:02 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812760

'Nuff said.

Stuart · 04-27-2008, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lpxxfaintxx

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812760

'Nuff said.

Yeah but to plant that portal, you would have had to get inside the machine.

SilentWalrus · 04-27-2008, 02:47 PM

Steve jobs office chair-->My window
gun pointing through window.

AquaToad · 04-27-2008, 08:24 PM

1st: one to the storeroom of tony's liquors.
2nd: one to where ever they keep crazy awesome alienware lappys

pj9000 · 07-22-2008, 10:17 PM

one in front of a big arena basketball hoop, and one in front of me, so as soon as that sucker goes in for a game winning shot i can swat her down!

crazygamer67688 · 07-30-2008, 12:10 PM

lol
one here, and one in china so i can successfully dig a hole to china

MasterSprtn117 · 07-30-2008, 12:18 PM

Portal to the national bank vault.

04-24-2008, 07:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
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Tobososlow It's a trap! An army of many GFX Crew Zune Freak Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In a hypocritical world Posts: 1,205 Reputation: 94 $zB: 733 Donate	One by the couch and one by the fridge. You'll only have to move to use the facilities, maybe. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Trogdor's lame friend Zune Freak Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 15 miles south of Nowhere, USA Posts: 1,238 Reputation: 107 $zB: 779 Donate	One in toilet, one over somebody's bed.. So they could throw stuff at my while I dump. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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LancerRevolution Zune Guardian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: El Paso, TX Posts: 710 Reputation: 105 $zB: 154 Donate Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	one at playboy mansion then one at my house __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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JawaKing Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Under a bridge, attacking goats that try to cross. Posts: 278 Reputation: 19 $zB: 27 Donate	I devised a series of portals, so that when ever I drop a duece it lands in the coffees of the creators of American Idol. They so deserve it. __________________ I live for music, and music lives for me. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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wyckedcombo17 An army of many Experienced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: in a box Posts: 808 Reputation: 51 $zB: 550 Donate	the tasty parts of a girl, future, past, bank vault, bestbuy, active mail order in santa monica __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "When the power of love finally overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Hendrix (sig by Tobososlow) trouble tagging music? get Picard Tagger To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. , it works great!

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Atrocious Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Alabama Posts: 345 Reputation: 23 $zB: 274 Donate	I'd just walk. America is fat enough, we don't need portals. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Pierce28 zB Programmer Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 576 Reputation: 47 $zB: 137 Donate	A portal on the floor leading to one directly above on the ceiling. It would rock..... until I wanted to get out due to the whole falling at maximum velocity... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Cloud Strife Lead by example Support Team GFX Crew Section Staff Elite Zuner Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 2,059 Reputation: 262 $zB: 1824 Donate Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	One outside my window, and one on a sniper perch facing my friends house... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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lpxxfaintxx Administrator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 5,821 Reputation: 209 $zB: 2044 Donate	http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812760 'Nuff said. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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pj9000 Experienced Zuner Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 140 Reputation: 9 $zB: 151 Donate	one in front of a big arena basketball hoop, and one in front of me, so as soon as that sucker goes in for a game winning shot i can swat her down!

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crazygamer67688 Jr. Zuner Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 30 Reputation: 10 $zB: 22 Donate	lol one here, and one in china so i can successfully dig a hole to china

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MasterSprtn117 Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 655 Reputation: 27 $zB: 599 Donate	Portal to the national bank vault. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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