In the last couple of days I saw:
couple of people shout "you're the man now dog"
a girl say "good gods", she was kind of ugly too
a guy say "quoted for truth" to indicate that he agreed with me
people blurting out 'lol'.
Girls in my art class actually say "TBH, FYI, LOL, ROFL, JLYK" and some others.
kids at the mall today going you got "pwnt" (yes they pronounced it that way) and I asked them if they knew what it meant. The kid responded (and I quote) Uhh, your retarded, It's like when you like fall down or something" I wanted to actually right there give the kid the real meaning of pwn'd.
And I knew this guy who before he moved used to add "z0r" the end of words it was the gayest **** ever
And my 6 year old brother heard me say "Headshot" when playing games and now he has the habit of saying that when someone gets hit in the back of the head. It's irritating.
Internet culture should not enter the Real. Sure its okay to talk about it amongst your buddies but to blurt it out like that for all to hear is not something you want to do. Ive heard dumb bitches say sigh instead of sighing and Ive heard others say lawl. Open conversations about pirates and ninjas or about the divine strength of Chuck Norris should not occur in the Real. It really pains me to know what it all means.
(they are going over a worksheet for school)
Girl 1: What South American Country gained it's independence with little bloodshed?
(I look at the paper)
Me: It's the big one, most of South America, starts with a "B"
Girl 2: You're stupid, We live in South America.
Girl 1: We live in north America Jeez.
Me: ****ING DUH!
The idiodicy of people as such just piss the hell out of me.
AND:TODAY
A ****ING DUMB ASS CHICK IS TOO RETARDED TO GET OF A SIMPLE ****ING SKI LIFT, SO I HAVE TO WAIT 20 MINUTES HALFWAY UP A ****ING HILL ON A ****ING SKI LIFE WHILE THE REST OF THE SKI CLUB GOES AND TAKE THE ****ING GROUP PICTURE FOR THE YEARBOOK WHICH I MISSED BECAUSE THE PARK'S ****ING SKI PATROL TAKE A ****ING 20 MINUTES TO GET A ****ING RETARD ON A SLED TO TAKE HER TO GET HELP. I HOPE SHE DIES. HONESTLY I DO. I AM A VERY HATEFUL PERSON WHEN PEOPLE PISS ME OFF.
MacGyver can make a bomb with nothing but Duct Tape and a gum wrapper! ;D
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
300 Spartans,Ghost Rider,the X men,Jack Bauer,Chuck Norris,Superman,Spiderman,the chinese, the mexicans,and a billion aliens are mad at Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he's gonna be fair and stand on 1 leg and not use his arms
MacGyver can make a bomb with nothing but Duct Tape and a gum wrapper! ;D
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
300 Spartans,Ghost Rider,the X men,Jack Bauer,Chuck Norris,Superman,Spiderman,the chinese, the mexicans,and a billion aliens are mad at Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he's gonna be fair and stand on 1 leg and not use his arms
MacGyver can make a bomb with nothing but Duct Tape and a gum wrapper! ;D
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
300 Spartans,Ghost Rider,the X men,Jack Bauer,Chuck Norris,Superman,Spiderman,the chinese, the mexicans,and a billion aliens are mad at Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he's gonna be fair and stand on 1 leg and not use his arms
some times my sister says "wtf" but just as a joke...
I make fun of her when she does it... I tell her it takes more time to say wtf than is does to say what the f*ck
MacGyver can make a bomb with nothing but Duct Tape and a gum wrapper! ;D
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Originally Posted by Zuneologist
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
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Originally Posted by rock4christ
300 Spartans,Ghost Rider,the X men,Jack Bauer,Chuck Norris,Superman,Spiderman,the chinese, the mexicans,and a billion aliens are mad at Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he's gonna be fair and stand on 1 leg and not use his arms
Jack Bauer had to manually fly the drone that was carrying the nuke. The drone stalled and crashed causing a nuclear leak.
MacGyver would have re-wired the remote control device by creating a USB input device with a paper clip, orange peel, ball point pen and of course some duct tape. After reprogramming the device he would have redirected the flight path, using auto pilot, to an isolated area in the desert and safely land it in a remote flight line controlled by the Phoenix foundation.
Had the nuclear spill occurred before “Mac” was brought on the scene, he would have developed a containment device to prevent the spill from spreading AND protecting the first responders.
In the last couple of days I saw:
couple of people shout "you're the man now dog"
a girl say "good gods", she was kind of ugly too
a guy say "quoted for truth" to indicate that he agreed with me
people blurting out 'lol'.
Girls in my art class actually say "TBH, FYI, LOL, ROFL, JLYK" and some others.
kids at the mall today going you got "pwnt" (yes they pronounced it that way) and I asked them if they knew what it meant. The kid responded (and I quote) Uhh, your retarded, It's like when you like fall down or something" I wanted to actually right there give the kid the real meaning of pwn'd.
And I knew this guy who before he moved used to add "z0r" the end of words it was the gayest **** ever
And my 6 year old brother heard me say "Headshot" when playing games and now he has the habit of saying that when someone gets hit in the back of the head. It's irritating.
Internet culture should not enter the Real. Sure its okay to talk about it amongst your buddies but to blurt it out like that for all to hear is not something you want to do. Ive heard dumb bitches say sigh instead of sighing and Ive heard others say lawl. Open conversations about pirates and ninjas or about the divine strength of Chuck Norris should not occur in the Real. It really pains me to know what it all means.
I love those jack bauer posts. lol those pwnt. i lovez0r 24.
The Internet is leaking.
