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Old 02-16-2007, 02:13 PM   #1
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Default The Internet is leaking.

In the last couple of days I saw:
couple of people shout "you're the man now dog"
a girl say "good gods", she was kind of ugly too
a guy say "quoted for truth" to indicate that he agreed with me
people blurting out 'lol'.
Girls in my art class actually say "TBH, FYI, LOL, ROFL, JLYK" and some others.
kids at the mall today going you got "pwnt" (yes they pronounced it that way) and I asked them if they knew what it meant. The kid responded (and I quote) Uhh, your retarded, It's like when you like fall down or something" I wanted to actually right there give the kid the real meaning of pwn'd.

And I knew this guy who before he moved used to add "z0r" the end of words it was the gayest **** ever
And my 6 year old brother heard me say "Headshot" when playing games and now he has the habit of saying that when someone gets hit in the back of the head. It's irritating.

Internet culture should not enter the Real. Sure it’s okay to talk about it amongst your buddies but to blurt it out like that for all to hear is not something you want to do. I’ve heard dumb bitches say “sigh” instead of sighing and I’ve heard others say “lawl”. Open conversations about pirates and ninjas or about the divine strength of Chuck Norris should not occur in the Real. It really pains me to know what it all means.



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Old 02-16-2007, 02:28 PM   #2
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I actually knew this girl who said “lol”. Fortunately, not for too long. She was in one my Sociology class freshman yr.

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Good rant, especially towards the end.



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Old 02-16-2007, 02:34 PM   #4
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we should all talk about Chuck Norris in the public , because lets be honest, he sucks.

for the record, Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris




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Old 02-16-2007, 02:38 PM   #5
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we should all talk about Chuck Norris in the public , because lets be honest, he sucks.
for the record, Jack Bauer > 100*(Chuck Norris)
Fix'd and Agreed.



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Old 02-16-2007, 08:32 PM   #6
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we should all talk about Chuck Norris in the public , because lets be honest, he sucks.
for the record, Jack Bauer > 100*(Chuck Norris)
Fix'd and Agreed.
LOL! That's so true. Nice rant.



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Old 02-24-2007, 09:36 AM   #7
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I may be asking for a flame here, but how about:

MacGyver > Jack bauer

If only MacGyver was still around instead of doing stupid Stargate SG-1 >



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Old 02-24-2007, 01:07 PM   #8
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I may be asking for a flame here, but how about:

MacGyver > Jack bauer

If only MacGyver was still around instead of doing stupid Stargate SG-1 >
Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry...what about Macgyver?



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Old 02-24-2007, 01:36 PM   #9
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MacGyver can make a bomb with nothing but Duct Tape and a gum wrapper! ;D



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Old 02-24-2007, 05:37 PM   #10
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Im gonna stay out of this one.

Also guess what I heard Friday on a bus.

(they are going over a worksheet for school)
Girl 1: What South American Country gained it's independence with little bloodshed?
(I look at the paper)
Me: It's the big one, most of South America, starts with a "B"
Girl 2: You're stupid, We live in South America.
Girl 1: We live in north America Jeez.
Me: ****ING DUH!

The idiodicy of people as such just piss the hell out of me.
AND:TODAY
A ****ING DUMB ASS CHICK IS TOO RETARDED TO GET OF A SIMPLE ****ING SKI LIFT, SO I HAVE TO WAIT 20 MINUTES HALFWAY UP A ****ING HILL ON A ****ING SKI LIFE WHILE THE REST OF THE SKI CLUB GOES AND TAKE THE ****ING GROUP PICTURE FOR THE YEARBOOK WHICH I MISSED BECAUSE THE PARK'S ****ING SKI PATROL TAKE A ****ING 20 MINUTES TO GET A ****ING RETARD ON A SLED TO TAKE HER TO GET HELP. I HOPE SHE DIES. HONESTLY I DO. I AM A VERY HATEFUL PERSON WHEN PEOPLE PISS ME OFF.



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1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.



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Old 02-24-2007, 09:51 PM   #12
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MacGyver can make a bomb with nothing but Duct Tape and a gum wrapper! ;D
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
300 Spartans,Ghost Rider,the X men,Jack Bauer,Chuck Norris,Superman,Spiderman,the chinese, the mexicans,and a billion aliens are mad at Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he's gonna be fair and stand on 1 leg and not use his arms




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Old 02-25-2007, 04:47 AM   #13
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You can't bring Arnold into this. We're talking about real people and you bring up a finctional character... What's that all about?! LoL

I think MacGyver and Jack Bauer would be a great matchup for Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV! ;D



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MacGyver can make a bomb with nothing but Duct Tape and a gum wrapper! ;D
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
300 Spartans,Ghost Rider,the X men,Jack Bauer,Chuck Norris,Superman,Spiderman,the chinese, the mexicans,and a billion aliens are mad at Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he's gonna be fair and stand on 1 leg and not use his arms



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1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
300 Spartans,Ghost Rider,the X men,Jack Bauer,Chuck Norris,Superman,Spiderman,the chinese, the mexicans,and a billion aliens are mad at Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he's gonna be fair and stand on 1 leg and not use his arms
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some times my sister says "wtf" but just as a joke...
I make fun of her when she does it... I tell her it takes more time to say wtf than is does to say what the f*ck




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I'll admit that sometimes I use 'for the win' in real life.



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Jack Bauer had to manually fly the drone that was carrying the nuke. The drone stalled and crashed causing a nuclear leak.

MacGyver would have re-wired the remote control device by creating a USB input device with a paper clip, orange peel, ball point pen and of course some duct tape. After reprogramming the device he would have redirected the flight path, using auto pilot, to an isolated area in the desert and safely land it in a remote flight line controlled by the Phoenix foundation.

Had the nuclear spill occurred before “Mac” was brought on the scene, he would have developed a containment device to prevent the spill from spreading AND protecting the first responders.



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In the last couple of days I saw:
couple of people shout "you're the man now dog"
a girl say "good gods", she was kind of ugly too
a guy say "quoted for truth" to indicate that he agreed with me
people blurting out 'lol'.
Girls in my art class actually say "TBH, FYI, LOL, ROFL, JLYK" and some others.
kids at the mall today going you got "pwnt" (yes they pronounced it that way) and I asked them if they knew what it meant. The kid responded (and I quote) Uhh, your retarded, It's like when you like fall down or something" I wanted to actually right there give the kid the real meaning of pwn'd.

And I knew this guy who before he moved used to add "z0r" the end of words it was the gayest **** ever
And my 6 year old brother heard me say "Headshot" when playing games and now he has the habit of saying that when someone gets hit in the back of the head. It's irritating.

Internet culture should not enter the Real. Sure it’s okay to talk about it amongst your buddies but to blurt it out like that for all to hear is not something you want to do. I’ve heard dumb bitches say “sigh” instead of sighing and I’ve heard others say “lawl”. Open conversations about pirates and ninjas or about the divine strength of Chuck Norris should not occur in the Real. It really pains me to know what it all means.
I love those jack bauer posts. lol those pwnt. i lovez0r 24.


dammit, i just fell.. Headshot.



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