Scary Bible Verses

[J2800]

Deut. 17:2-5

" 2If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,

3And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;

4And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:

5Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. "

Tell me that isn't scary.

[ChurchedAtheist]

"... Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." - Judges 21:10-12

[Jaistu]

Creepy stuff.

[Azu-nyan]

These really aren't scary at all.

[Trogdor]

[J2800]

It says to kill everyone who isn't a Christian. That doesn't disturb you, not the least little bit?

[God]

Originally Posted by J2800

It says to kill everyone who isn't a Christian. That doesn't disturb you, not the least little bit?

Actually it says to kill everyone who isn't a jew...

[J2800]

So that's more people killed, I guess.

[Zombii Matt]

not scary at all tbh

[Azu-nyan]

Originally Posted by J2800

It says to kill everyone who isn't a Christian. That doesn't disturb you, not the least little bit?

It actually doesn't say that. I could explain, but you either wouldn't care, wouldn't believe me, or both.

[J2800]

How can you be sure of that? I'd love to have this verse explained.

[Jaistu]

Originally Posted by J2800

How can you be sure of that? I'd love to have this verse explained.

Go to church.

[God]

Translation:

Originally Posted by J2800

Deut. 17:2-5

" 2If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,

If one of you n00bs disobey God

3And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;

by going and praising some other fool

4And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:

and you find out (fo sho),

5Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. "

stone that biatch


So pretty much anyone who isn't Jewish or atheist (or Christian/Muslim depending on how strict you are), is screwed. You also could argue if you're very literal that it only matters if they pray inside natural gates

edit: You could also interpret it as someone who cuts his entire penis off as well as his foreskin (re: transgressing his covenant)

[BroiledVictory]

If you want to know scary bible verses... I won't even go there.

[J2800]

Have any more, SD?

[shmuli9]

those verses are talking to jews and jews only.

so interpret it like this:

[if ur a jew] and you serve a different g-d then u are liable to the death penalty.

so dont worry if u serve a diffferent g-d coz it isnt talking to u.

shmuli9

ps dont dis jews.