George Carlin was my Favorite comedian. I have all of his stuff, he did great acts and didn't care what anybody else had to say about his routines.
I have many quotes I like and i just want to hear what of his stuff you like. Even post your favorite comedians quote.
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
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Favorite George Carlin Quotes
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