odd song lyrics

[Archimedes]

post your favorite weird or funny song lyrics here

Pink Floyd
Hey You
"hey you out there on your own sitting naked by the phone would you touch me"

Monty python
The penis song
"isn't awefully nice to have a penis isn't it fightfully good to have a d#ng"
Those are two i just found about a week ago.

[Locke]

Somehow I don't think I can top the Monty Python one....The weirdest one that comes to mind to me is more creepy than anything else:

The sound of vomiting to my ears like singing
Now I am beginning to become erect
With illness I am obsessed in the beds of the fallen I rest
A fixation amplified the smell here is what I like best
Feverishly combing the buckets of waste wrapping myself in the filth-ridden sheets
Raping the shells of the comatose to fulfill my needs

Virally Yours, by the Black Dahlia Murder

[PoN]

I called her on the phone and she touched her self.

Wow I can get sexual too.

-Say Anything

[BobtheWalrus]

The Beatles
"Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and maramalde skys..." (The whole song is "odd")
-Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds

"Sweet Maretta Marvin thought she was a woman, but she was another man..."
-Get Back

[MackinawTJ]

Originally Posted by BobtheWalrus

The Beatles
"Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and maramalde skys..." (The whole song is "odd")
-Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds

"Sweet Maretta Marvin thought she was a woman, but she was another man..."
-Get Back

Another really weird Beatles one is "I Am The Walrus" (entire song)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)



"When he learned that a teacher at his old primary school was having his students analyse Beatles' lyrics, he added a verse of nonsense words." (http://www.aboutthebeatles.com/song-i_am_the_walrus.php)

Haha...John Lennon = awesomeness

[BobtheWalrus]

Originally Posted by MackinawTJ

Another really weird Beatles one is "I Am The Walrus" (entire song)

I've never seen the lyrics before, and I'm thinkin' most late Beatles songs could be posted here

Lola
~The Kinks

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Not the whole song just the odd parts

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola

[MackinawTJ]

Lola is such a great song. I love the cherry cola, c-o-l-a cola part. The lyrics are weird because it's about a tranny. XD

[soccerfreak24]

These are by far the strangets lyrics I've heard in my life.
Song name is Bret you've got it going on, but Flight of the conchords


Hey there Bret, I see you looking down.
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown.
Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure, you're weedy and kind of shy.
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy.
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay.
Just hear me out when I say...

Bret, you got it going on.
The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said, Bret, you got it going on.
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."
Why can't a heterosexual guy,
Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.
Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable.
Because you're bumpable.
Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
If I say you've got a boom ow-ow.
Come on Bret, help me out now.

Bret, you got it going on.
(You got it going on!)
That's the conclusion that I've come to.
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
Bret, you got it going on.
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy.
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

If one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man.
Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman.
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely.
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel.
I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you.
Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you.

Bret, you got it going on.

[BobtheWalrus]

Originally Posted by MackinawTJ

Lola is such a great song. I love the cherry cola, c-o-l-a cola part. The lyrics are weird because it's about a tranny. XD

Lola is a great song, never thought about a tranny

Mr. Roboto
~Styx

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

[nathanlawliet]

"prisonER"
from Dream Collector by Diary of Dreams

"IOU this.
in-cest!, my kingdom is krank
PrisonER mesh, slash my flesh
This is my privacy, God,
within a childish disguise
If I AM-OK surprise!
Dead end dreams end
now and here
I.D.-Fic(a)tion in fear

Believe the synchronised thought
In-cubus. Land(lord) of Nod
Down-vein the gemini dead
In this unbearable heat"

[BigMakk]

"i wanna f**k a dog
I tried to f**k your mom in the a**
Tried to f**k your dad in the a**
could only find the dog....and his a**"


"[tom]
I tried to **** a ****ing pirate in the ass

[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[tom]
tried to **** a ****ing pirate
but I've found the dog"




"When you f***ed grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you til the sun did rise,
And did he look into your eyes and ask you to fellllate him?
And stick a finger or two in his a**?"


"It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**kin' hot dogs
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**kin' hot dogs
and he s**t s**t s**ts his pants.
He's alway's f**in' sh**tin his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my c**k
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock"


-Blink 182

[MackinawTJ]

Classic- Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mullato!
An Albino!
A mosquito!
My Libido!
Yay!

[amplitudefreq]

Electric Six - Slices of You
"I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu. That's so nice of you! I'd really like another slice of you"

Electric Six - She's White
I was born a prisoner in your dungeon of flesh, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Solitary confinement underneath your dress, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
But i broke those shackles, I bent those bars I got out the van and drove away in my car.

I got a new girl now, she dont understand me but she's getting hot now

and she's white (white)
She is so white, shes white like the light never like the night
Shes white (white) she is so white
I was born to excite her, she could never be whiter toniiii-iight.

I was born a hunter in your jungle of sin, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And our love was a sport, but she'd let me win, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I shot those arrows, I flung those balls
But she returned my fire and shot me in the heart






A really good, random, funny song is Detachable Penis by King Missile.

[ZuneNerd]

Two from the same band actually.

Of Montreal
Album: Hissing Fauna are You The Destroyer
Song: A Sentence of Sorts in Kongsvinger

I spent the winter on the verge of a total breakdown while living in norway
I felt the darkness of the black metal bands
But being such a faun of a man
I didn't burn down any old churches
Just slept way too much just slept

My mind rejects the frequency
It's static craziness to me
Is it a solar fever?
The t.v. man is too loud
Our plane is sleeping on a cloud
You turn the dial
I'll try and smile
We've eaten plastic weather
This family sticks together
We will escape from the south to the west side
My mind rejects the frequency it's just verbosity to me
What did he say?

I spent the winter with my nose buried in a book
While trying to restructure my character
Cause it had become vile to it's creator

of
And waiting for some high times to come again

Dirty old shadow stay away don't play your games with me
I am older now I see the way you operate
If you don't hurt me then you die
----------------------------------------------

Of Montreal
Album: The Sunlandic Twins
Song: Wrath Pinned to The Mist

Let's have bizarre celebrations
Let's forget who forget what forget where
We'll have bizarre celebrations
I'll play the Satyr in Cypris you the bride being stripped bare

Let's pretend we don't exist
Let's pretend we're in Antartica

Let's have bizarre celebrations
Lets forget when forget what forget how
We'll have bizarre celebrations
We'll play Tristan and Izolde but make sure I see white sails

Maybe I'll never die
I'll just keep growing younger with you
And you'll grow younger too
now it seems too lovely to be true
but I know the best things always do

let's pretend we don't exist
let's pretend we're in Antartica

Its the song from the Outback Steakhouse song.