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Let's make a movie out of the Nightcrawler special effect and call it Jumper.
Also let's introduce the plot in the last 5 minutes. Hey do you know what would make it better? That's right Samuel Jackson in a wig. While we are at it lets have the plot be as predictable as possible. Jumper could of been a great movie if the tings above would have been fixed.
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when I read the title of the post, I clicked on this with the intent to put the fact that Jumper is that movie. But I see you were making that point. Okay, on the same page, later!
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But yet again I saw the movie off the internet with semi watchable bad quality so either way the movie was bad for me.
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Benifit of the doubt......I think.
Lets show that chick who played Rachel off the O.C. Some love. But wow this movie I found the reviews for it and its really bad. I post reviews for you all Portland Oregonian : Shawn Levy It may be mindless and sexless and humorless, but Jumper jumps. Boston Globe: Wesley Morris But what can you do with Hayden Christensen? He's as close as we have to an android actor. It's all a chore for him. He never looks sufficiently scared, impressed, or surprised by any of this. USA Today : Claudia Puig It doesn't help that the performances are bland (particularly those of Christensen and Bilson) and that what comes out of their mouths is uninspired. Short on imagination and anchored by a wan hero, Jumper is a flight of fancy that never fully takes off. The New York Times: Manohla Dargis A barely coherent genre mishmash. Time: Richard Corliss Jumper is so lame -- undernourished in its characterizations, stillborn in its action scenes -- that it inevitably leads the idled mind to wondering how this movie got past the pitch stage. Read more reviews here
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It had the potential to be good. But it failed because no one had any clue what was going on till the last 5 minutes.
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And you tried to get me to waste money on this! BAH!
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