One-liners

Dizzy · 10-31-2007, 01:37 PM

What kind of shoes do ghosts wear?
Boooooots

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

Post your favorite/worst Halloween one-liners here!

10-31-2007, 07:38 PM

This isn't really a Halloween joke but I did see it one the back of a Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Q: What does a bee sit on?
A: Its BEE-hind!

Ba dum cha!

Dizzy · 10-31-2007, 08:05 PM

Changed it to one liners. Probably won't be a waste of bandwidth now.

Stuart · 10-31-2007, 11:42 PM

I got some more Halloween ones:

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didnt have the guts...

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit!...

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream...

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords arent long enough...

omg these are bad...

Lord Puss · 11-01-2007, 06:53 AM

lol thess r funneh, staurt i liek urs

Stuart · 11-01-2007, 08:42 AM

those were supposed to be my worst...

**PoN** · 11-01-2007, 11:24 AM

i like all of yours good job

KAM · 11-04-2007, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lacrosse_man16

This isn't really a Halloween joke but I did see it one the back of a Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Q: What does a bee sit on?
A: Its BEE-hind!

Ba dum cha!

lol...
don't you just love those laffy taffy jokes!
haha

Toast · 03-04-2008, 10:29 AM

Can i just put a website loaded with oneliners in here.

oh well ill do it anyways.

http://www.funny2.com/jokes.htm

some funny, and some are not.

mr.handsomeman · 03-04-2008, 11:06 AM

why did I all of a sudden get dissapointed with Zuneboards?

because they started a thread named :"one liners"

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Dizzy caucASIAN, but not as cool as ASIANS Moderator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 6,702 Reputation: 303 $zB: 161 Donate	One-liners What kind of shoes do ghosts wear? Boooooots What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure... Post your favorite/worst Halloween one-liners here! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Dizzy - Founder of zB REDnecks. Master Chief of Hillbillies. Last edited by Dizzy : 10-31-2007 at 01:40 PM.

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Dizzy caucASIAN, but not as cool as ASIANS Moderator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 6,702 Reputation: 303 $zB: 161 Donate	Changed it to one liners. Probably won't be a waste of bandwidth now. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Dizzy - Founder of zB REDnecks. Master Chief of Hillbillies.

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Stuart Graduate Zuner Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,383 Reputation: 74 $zB: 351 Donate	I got some more Halloween ones: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didnt have the guts... What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit!... What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream... Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaner cords arent long enough... omg these are bad... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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PoN Panda-monium! Premium Member Super Zuner Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bedford Michigan Posts: 1,779 Reputation: 79 $zB: 662 Donate	i like all of yours good job __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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10-31-2007, 07:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
lacrosse_man16 Posts: n/a $zB: Donate	This isn't really a Halloween joke but I did see it one the back of a Laffy Taffy wrapper. Q: What does a bee sit on? A: Its BEE-hind! Ba dum cha!

11-01-2007, 06:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lord Puss Experienced Zuner Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 104 Reputation: 11 $zB: 0 Donate	lol thess r funneh, staurt i liek urs

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mr.handsomeman Expert Zuner Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 3,491 Reputation: 26 $zB: 248 Donate	why did I all of a sudden get dissapointed with Zuneboards? because they started a thread named :"one liners" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Written by the love of my life...thanks Brittany. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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