CALIFORNIA RULES

David · 08-03-2007, 02:05 PM

" I am from CALIFORNIA" which means...

-Everyone hates cops

-I live next door to Mexicans

-Our chicks & Boys are WAYYYY hotter than yours

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella" and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is

- I don't get snow days off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we don't **** around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you

- The best athletes come from here

-we call it soda, not pop

-we have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers

-other countries hate the united states but they love us

-We have the best weed here.... and it's all grown in our back yards

CameleonMK · 08-03-2007, 02:07 PM

Wow. If I can find the one for VA I will post it here. It's on myspace somewhere.

Nurta · 08-04-2007, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold.n.god

-we call it soda, not pop

I guess CA can't be all that bad...

I'd post one for upstate NY...But uh, there isn't one. Unless you count snow days... which my school offers none of...

edit: we have better colleges in the North-East!

Dylanger17 · 08-05-2007, 06:55 PM

lol thts why california rox

08-03-2007, 02:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
David I eat babies An army of many Retired Staff Expert Zuner Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: right behind you Posts: 2,854 Reputation: 61 $zB: 78 Donate	CALIFORNIA RULES " I am from CALIFORNIA" which means... -Everyone hates cops -I live next door to Mexicans -Our chicks & Boys are WAYYYY hotter than yours - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella" and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we ** better and thats how it is - I don't get snow days off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we don't ** around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) -You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code - I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD - We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll" No cop no stop baby! - I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day - All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here -We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! - We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) - I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you - The best athletes come from here -we call it soda, not pop -we have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers -other countries hate the united states but they love us -We have the best weed here.... and it's all grown in our back yards __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can beat 'em to a pulp, make 'em join you.

08-05-2007, 06:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dylanger17 Squirt Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 15 Reputation: 10 $zB: 0 Donate	lol thts why california rox __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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