I just recently got back my IGCSE exam results, and my friends and i were comparing notes... and we discovered we had lots of umm... unorthodox answers... bear in mind, we are NOT being rascist.
In a general studies exam my friend didn’t bother with the essay and just wrote down why general studies is useless and a waste of time. he got a D.
In the same general studies exam there was a question on how to preserve nature... and my best friend drew a map of the world with all the americans killed and all the animals put into america... he coloured in and everything. Got a U
In English, for the essay section under the title "The Cricket Match", my friend put in very tiny letters in the middle of the page " rain stopped play"
[this is not from the igcse] In year seven, we had been told about some famous guy (I can't remember who) who had been killed after having been whacked over the
head, breaking his skull open. We then read that "the martyr lay on the floor". We then had a test. It asked us what a "martyr" was. I wrote that it was "the stuff that comes out of your
head when it is broken open" because I had interpreted it as the martyr laying on the floor was his brains, etc. on the floor around the dead guy. My teacher read this out to the whole class
In my philosophy I was running out of time, so I wrote the following answers… Q: "Is this a question?" "If this is the answer." And we had to write an essay disproving the existence of a chair the invigilator put on his desk. I only had time enough to write "What chair?" I got an A on my phil paper ^_^
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