Official Chuck Norris Jokes Thread! - Page 7

itsnotabigtruck · 10-14-2008, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke

God is dead-Friedrich Nietzsche
Chuck Norris is dead by correlation.

1. God = dead (premise)
2. Chuck Norris > God (premise)
3. If not dead, alive (premise)
4. Chuck Norris > dead (subst. 1, 2)
5. Chuck Norris != dead (def. ineq. 4)
6. Chuck Norris = alive (MP 3, 5)
∴ Chuck Norris is alive. Q.E.D.

WHAT NOW???

Space Toast · 10-14-2008, 07:02 PM

My Life will continue no matter the state of Chuck Norris's health/current affair if living/dead.
Thats what Now.

Locke · 10-14-2008, 07:03 PM

You logic falls faulty in one area: 2
Chuck Norris <= God
Nothing can be greater than God by definition. Chuck Norris may be Jesus, but that's as close as it gets.

Space Toast · 10-14-2008, 07:07 PM

Please keep this out of the moderation board I will make thread in Gen discussion with your posts.

Locke · 10-14-2008, 07:10 PM

Nintenchic · 10-15-2008, 08:51 PM

I don't get what's so great about Chuck Norris. So many people are obsessed with him and over half of them (my guess) are posers. I personally know absolutely nothing about him. A lot of kids at school love him, and too many of them can't even name what movies he played in or even what hes famous for. My friend Nathan knows everything about him and worships him. I don't get it. Whats so great? =o

Locke · 10-15-2008, 09:20 PM

Mr. T is better than Chuck Norris. That is all.

BCSS · 10-19-2008, 08:43 PM

Chuck Noris Is awesome!!

deathremedy · 10-23-2008, 03:11 PM

the only other person like chuck norris is is p***s
(i bleeped it out, cuz i dont wanna get in trouble)

ThatOneGuy · 11-04-2008, 06:05 PM

Chuck Norris doesnt rob banks he just walks in and they give him all the money

Phantom707 · 11-04-2008, 07:36 PM

I don't know if this has already been said, as I didn't go through all seven pages, but:

Edit: I'll find a different one.
"It's a little known fact that only three things will survive the apocalypse: cockroaches, Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris' beard."

(from http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck)

P.S.
I actually hate Chuck Norris.

Heyaaronn · 11-10-2008, 04:49 PM

not sure if this was said before but
Chuck norris is 1/8th cherokee. This has nothing to do with his ancestry, the man ate an indian.

bansheethekilla · 11-10-2008, 08:40 PM

jesus christ is really chuck norris with a longer beard

J2800 · 11-11-2008, 11:23 AM

Chuck Norris is so gangster that he makes Lil Wayne and Eminem look like Mormons.

duh661992 · 11-16-2008, 06:57 AM

once a month chuck norris has sex with every woman on earth
afterwards they all bleed for a week

10-23-2008, 03:11 PM	#129 (permalink)
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11-04-2008, 07:36 PM	#131 (permalink)
Phantom707 Jr. Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 447 Reputation: 16	I don't know if this has already been said, as I didn't go through all seven pages, but: Edit: I'll find a different one. "It's a little known fact that only three things will survive the apocalypse: cockroaches, Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris' beard." (from http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck) P.S. I actually hate Chuck Norris. Last edited by Phantom707 : 11-04-2008 at 07:41 PM.

11-10-2008, 04:49 PM	#132 (permalink)
Heyaaronn Jr. Zuner Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: a place Posts: 44 Reputation: 14	not sure if this was said before but Chuck norris is 1/8th cherokee. This has nothing to do with his ancestry, the man ate an indian. __________________ Im new to this zune hackin' To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-11-2008, 11:23 AM	#134 (permalink)
J2800 Squirt Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 15 Reputation: 10	Chuck Norris is so gangster that he makes Lil Wayne and Eminem look like Mormons. __________________ That's what she said. You look tasty. What would Chuck Norris do?

10-19-2008, 08:43 PM	#128 (permalink)
BCSS Zuner Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 53 Reputation: -1	Chuck Noris Is awesome!!

11-10-2008, 08:40 PM	#133 (permalink)
bansheethekilla Jr. Zuner Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: cali Posts: 43 Reputation: 13	jesus christ is really chuck norris with a longer beard

11-16-2008, 06:57 AM	#135 (permalink)
duh661992 Squirt Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: jacksonville florida Posts: 16 Reputation: 7	once a month chuck norris has sex with every woman on earth afterwards they all bleed for a week

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