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Old 03-21-2007, 05:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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lol, this is my favorite.
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2007, 05:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2007, 05:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2007, 02:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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well, no, nope.
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it will njot be the next word out of my mouth, nice try tough i like it
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it will njot be the next word out of my mouth, nice try tough i like it
sorry, but it's a yes or no question... you lose
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I made myself look dumb.
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You lied, you were so not lying
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True, I always tell the truth but I lied. Man these things are great.
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