Pick up lines

lacrosse_man16 · 09-01-2008, 03:06 AM

Im not to sure how well these worked but I heard most of these tonight at my party and have heard the others at other parties so enjoy and add you own. As to why there where so many of these tonight, well we had a competition as to who could get one to work the most. That last one just got me slapped HARD, by two women one was my lady and the other was the one I said it to. So I recommend never to use it.

Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

So. What are you wearing?

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now.

you know what would look great on your chin?

Here is the final one:

Did you fall out of the sky? That would explain what happened to your face.

Space Toast · 09-01-2008, 06:43 AM

I lol'd at these, Thanks Lacrosse.

Mr. Munke · 09-01-2008, 07:02 PM

my favorite pick up line is.....

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Space Toast · 09-02-2008, 08:52 AM

I liked that last one. That would explain what happened to your face.

Netrix · 09-02-2008, 08:54 AM

If I were to say any of these to someone, I would be ready to run.

Space Toast · 09-02-2008, 09:01 AM

Or the Arm throw up into the face and crotch to protect yourself.

Moth · 09-06-2008, 12:42 PM

you ask girl:
"I say something. If it is truthful, will you give me your photo?"
"sure?," replied miss.
"And if it is a lie, do not give me your photograph. Would you promise that?"
"I guess so..."
"You will give me neither your photo nor a kiss."
might take her a minute...but the only solution to not lead to a paradox in being true to her promise would be her giving you a kiss...
clever, no?

Space Toast · 09-06-2008, 12:45 PM

09-01-2008, 03:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
lacrosse_man16 Bene Placito Retired Staff Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 312 Reputation: 146	Pick up lines Im not to sure how well these worked but I heard most of these tonight at my party and have heard the others at other parties so enjoy and add you own. As to why there where so many of these tonight, well we had a competition as to who could get one to work the most. That last one just got me slapped HARD, by two women one was my lady and the other was the one I said it to. So I recommend never to use it. Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass. Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. So. What are you wearing? Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now. you know what would look great on your chin? Here is the final one: Did you fall out of the sky? That would explain what happened to your face. __________________ zb Redneck Drunk

09-01-2008, 07:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Munke Dark Lord of GFX...kinda GFX Crew Zune Guardian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: minnesnowda Posts: 763 Reputation: 236	my favorite pick up line is..... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

09-02-2008, 08:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
Netrix Purger of Ignorance zB Programmer Section Staff Super Zuner Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In my own world Posts: 1,651 Reputation: 221 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	If I were to say any of these to someone, I would be ready to run. __________________ "Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." - Laurence J. Peter Solitaire for your Zune! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Zune Book Reader! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

09-06-2008, 12:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
Moth Zuner Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 68 Reputation: 12	you ask girl: "I say something. If it is truthful, will you give me your photo?" "sure?," replied miss. "And if it is a lie, do not give me your photograph. Would you promise that?" "I guess so..." "You will give me neither your photo nor a kiss." might take her a minute...but the only solution to not lead to a paradox in being true to her promise would be her giving you a kiss... clever, no? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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