sperm bank robbery

ben52192 · 06-27-2008, 06:48 PM

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A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says

from http://www.lifeisajoke.com/luvnmarriage2_html.htm

haha, wanted to share that with you guys

Locke · 06-27-2008, 06:52 PM

Heh. Not so bad under the threat of death, I suppose.

(-_-) · 06-27-2008, 07:46 PM

Lolz...

SilentWalrus · 06-27-2008, 08:26 PM

That sperm joke made me giggle.

HB99 · 06-27-2008, 08:36 PM

Now that's funny!!! Thanks.

Flash Gordon · 06-27-2008, 08:39 PM

I got a good laugh out of that as well.

CarbonOS · 06-27-2008, 09:13 PM

Something similar:

+ YouTube Video

ZGamer · 06-27-2008, 10:35 PM

Lol thats hella funny!

ben52192 · 06-28-2008, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CarbonOS

Something similar:

+ YouTube Video

lol

3�G�R · 06-28-2008, 08:02 AM

I thought he was going to steal them lol

birdman · 06-29-2008, 12:26 AM

lol, thats funny (the story and video)

Darth Camel · 06-29-2008, 04:23 AM

Lulz. If only that happened in real life.

133794m3r · 07-01-2008, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ben52192

from http://www.lifeisajoke.com/luvnmarriage2_html.htm

haha, wanted to share that with you guys

that was ****ing great bravo!

mr.handsomeman · 07-02-2008, 09:18 AM

this made me laugh! nice find!

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