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Old 05-18-2008, 06:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You may have seen those "Lifelock" commercails.
The one with the CEO, Todd Davis, that shows everyone in the world his Social Security number?

He puts it on buses, billboards, magazines and TV to show the effectiveness of his Anti-Identity Theft services.


BUT, apparently afterwards... he got his Identity stolen... OVER 20 times!

"Furthermore, a simple background check performed using Davis' Social Security number reveals that his entire personal profile has been compromised to the extent that the birth date associated with his Social Security number is Nov. 2, 1940, which would [inaccurately] make Davis 67 years old."

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Now he has to sell fish to tourists in t-shirts...
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Old 05-18-2008, 07:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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he might be 64, I mean look at his funny shape head and hairline
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Old 05-18-2008, 07:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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WHAT A FAIRY.
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Old 05-18-2008, 09:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That's hilarious. I'm not surprised that happened. Where there's a will, there's a way.
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Old 05-18-2008, 09:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I saw those ads, and I thought to myself that something will happen, as it is the US and stuff like that happens all over the world...
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Old 05-18-2008, 10:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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But the point is lifelock protected him... They can't prevent identity theft, they just pay for damages.
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Old 05-18-2008, 11:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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****ing hillarious so ****ing funny... that's the greatest thing that I've seen today...
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Well, Americans are pretty ingenious when it comes to breaking the law, so it's no surprise this happened. Poor guy.




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Old 05-26-2008, 09:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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That's actually really funny...poor guy. His business sucks and his identity got stolen




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Lmao, that sure entices me to use lifelock.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:57 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Lmao, that sure entices me to use lifelock.
Lol you took the words straight out of my mouth! The funny thing is my grandma was thinking of using this lifelock thing as a extra safety percaussion before...I'ma go show her this and help her decide not too! Thanks for the info!
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Lmao, that sure entices me to use lifelock.
Exactly what I'm thinking... After this, his business is screwed and everything. That guy was an idiot..
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Old 05-26-2008, 07:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Exactly what I'm thinking... After this, his business is screwed and everything. That guy was an idiot..
one word idiotic newbie.
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Say your identity was stolen, since it was stolen and you were using LifeLock they send you $1 million right? Well what if they sent that million to the person who stole your identity because you are no longer you? Wicked.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Say your identity was stolen, since it was stolen and you were using LifeLock they send you $1 million right? Well what if they sent that million to the person who stole your identity because you are no longer you? Wicked.
Whoa, I think my mind just exploded a bit.
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I agree.
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Old 05-27-2008, 11:57 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Say your identity was stolen, since it was stolen and you were using LifeLock they send you $1 million right? Well what if they sent that million to the person who stole your identity because you are no longer you? Wicked.
damn... wait... wow! ****! that's ****ing brilliant!
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Old 06-09-2008, 12:14 PM   #18 (permalink)
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zoom in on his ss card lets get his moneiz yeaaaagggghhhhhhh :crazyface:
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