dane cook - Page 3

mr.handsomeman · 04-01-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by carnealse

Haha, I forgot about that and it was the best part!

i know i know! but it gave me the oppurtunity to put it there...

"optimus prime get over here....PRRRRRRR I SAID NO COOKIES! DAMNIT PRRRRRRR! THIS F***** PRRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A F***** WALL!!!!!!!"

carnealse · 04-01-2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by mr.handsomeman

i know i know! but it gave me the oppurtunity to put it there...

"optimus prime get over here....PRRRRRRR I SAID NO COOKIES! DAMNIT PRRRRRRR! THIS F***** PRRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A F***** WALL!!!!!!!"

Haha another good quote!
paraphrasing what more I can remember;
"...He crashes through the wall then he has debris floating around in his big open dumb head."
"Ohhhh yeah! Oh No! Yeah like crashing through the wall is cool, going through the front door is cool! I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights. Oh yeah? Oh no! Oh yeah? Oh no! Stay away from me juice! I will kick you in the crotch and you will go down you are very top heavy!"

mr.handsomeman · 04-04-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by carnealse

Haha another good quote!
paraphrasing what more I can remember;
"...He crashes through the wall then he has debris floating around in his big open dumb head."
"Ohhhh yeah! Oh No! Yeah like crashing through the wall is cool, going through the front door is cool! I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights. Oh yeah? Oh no! Oh yeah? Oh no! Stay away from me juice! I will kick you in the crotch and you will go down you are very top heavy!"

wow! AMAZING!

"you should have worn a shirt that said "i bleed if you shoot me in the chest" that way i wouldn't have shot you in the chest! Super Bleeder! HA HA I called him Super Bleeder!"

FauxCivility · 04-04-2008, 11:30 AM

douchebag

mr.handsomeman · 04-04-2008, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by FauxCivility

douchebag

carnealse · 04-04-2008, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mr.handsomeman

wow! AMAZING!

"you should have worn a shirt that said "i bleed if you shoot me in the chest" that way i wouldn't have shot you in the chest! Super Bleeder! HA HA I called him Super Bleeder!"

Haaa thats great. I keep forgetting all those quotes! He is funnier now that we are hitting his memorable lines. I might have to bust his CDs out now!

FauxCivility · 04-04-2008, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mr.handsomeman

Yes, yes he is.

carnealse · 04-05-2008, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by FauxCivility

Yes, yes he is.

Oh, hmm, well you do know this is a thread that was started to post Dane Cook stuff right?
We have already gone through naysayers and that was resolved.
We really see no need to poo on our fun, so....back to Dane Cook jokes!

"Sqerrrrrrrrrrr I'm backing up! Errrrrrrrrr...where's the door?!"

mr.handsomeman · 04-07-2008, 09:46 AM

"HELLLOOOOOOO? I'M A CAAARRRRRRRRRR. GAS-O-LINE MAKES ME RUN! BACK SEAT....TRUNK SPACE........"

mrs. cutiepie · 04-13-2008, 08:55 AM

" I AM WINDEX-TOR!"

Carlos · 04-13-2008, 09:03 AM

Never liked him myself.

ACE · 04-13-2008, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by dustin_ds3000

dane cook is a lie, YouTube - Dane Cook steals material from Louie CK

Not a very good argument...

Love the Dane....

Tobososlow · 04-13-2008, 09:44 AM

Dane Cook is awesome, so funny.

mrs. cutiepie · 04-13-2008, 09:44 PM

oh my wow

+ YouTube Video

mr.handsomeman · 04-14-2008, 08:41 AM

"I spell great, I talk like a freak 'Mom something is wrong, something is W-R-O-N-G wroooooooooooong'"

"Play with me, I want to spell right now!"

Sapphire · 04-19-2008, 08:20 PM

Hey! You can be just like Dane Cook too!

+ YouTube Video

To me, he is the epitome of unfunny. But hey, whatever makes you laugh!

Darth Camel · 04-19-2008, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sapphire

To me, he is the epitome of unfunny. But hey, whatever makes you laugh!

His humor/delivery is a bit crude. He's kind of like that pumped up, ridiculous frat boy back in your college days that was always making all the other drunken frat boys laugh. If you found that guy funny, then you might like Dane Cook. If you don't, then you either have grown up or never found it funny in the first place.

mr.handsomeman · 04-23-2008, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth Camel

If you don't, then you either have grown up or never found it funny in the first place.

you have to be grown up in order to not like him? that's sounds kind of childish.....

djnkro · 04-23-2008, 04:52 PM

I am not really a fan of dane cook. More a fan of edgier comedy like doug stanhope

Neobeard · 04-23-2008, 08:40 PM

I love the bk lounge skit

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I would rather have had people yell,
it was when people didn't talk loud enough. That drove me CRAZY.
I'd have like 10 cars out there and I'd be like Hi Mam
May I please take your order?
*mumbles* some pickles, no no no cheese, uh extra cheese, pickles
What do you want? What do you want?
*mumbles* bun seeds, no bun seeds
What do you want?... no no no no yes no cheese, extra pickles
*mumbles* how much? eh cheese
Mam I can't-hello?...pickle, extra pickles, cheese, bun seeds,
and pickles all my pickles and some extra pickly pickles,cheese, pickles
OK are you trying to molest me via drive thru. What are you saying?
Chicken tenders. Sweet and sour sauce on my pussy!
DRIVE AROUND GET SOME SAUCE DRIVE AROUND MAM
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE she want's it her way. That's our motto.
It's- come on sauce!

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