Scientology timeline

EndUnknown · 03-06-2008, 07:16 PM

http://io9.com/363755/the-science-vs...ology-timeline

saline · 03-06-2008, 07:20 PM

Their entire history sounds like a crappy sci-fi movie.

MemphisMasenko · 03-06-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Saline

Their entire history sounds like a crappy sci-fi movie.

Yes a crapy sci-fi movie that supposedly has improved the world.
And if this was a movie then Tom Cruise will most definitely play a supporting role in the most.

EndUnknown · 03-06-2008, 07:23 PM

a VERY VERY VERY crappy one. the ipod of scifi movies(zing!

saline · 03-06-2008, 07:27 PM

Seriously, aliens made a hydrogen bomb...and called it a hydrogen bomb?

Who was told by aliens that they used hydrogen bombs? What evidence do they have that supports their claims?

Tobososlow · 03-06-2008, 07:33 PM

I would like to say that wasn't a waste of time, but I would be lying.

Trogdor · 03-06-2008, 07:38 PM

The loud cracking noise theory on the beggining of creation, makes sense

saline · 03-06-2008, 07:44 PM

Yeah, if the cracking started the beginning of the universe, then who was alive to witness the loud cracking?

nathanlawliet · 03-06-2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Saline

Their entire history sounds like a crappy sci-fi movie.

Exactly my thoughts. I hope Anonymous takes them down.

Trogdor · 03-06-2008, 07:57 PM

the Thetens duh, don't you know the name of your spirit being?

EndUnknown · 03-07-2008, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nathanlawliet

Exactly my thoughts. I hope Anonymous takes them down.

lol.... Anonymous. my first thought is 4chan.

mrs. cutiepie · 03-07-2008, 02:54 PM

what . . in the world?

::sigh:: just wow. i really hope he wasn't being serious. i REALLY REALLY hope so . .

carnealse · 03-07-2008, 05:08 PM

If a universe cracks into existence but no one is around to hear it, did it really make a noise? Much tougher question than the tree in the woods scenario.

asuro · 03-07-2008, 05:38 PM

wow........i seriosly beleive that aliens of some sort had an influence on our ancient history.......but that timeline is absolute bs. i mean, i can appreciate it as a theory (with no evidence) cuz its quite amusing. but yeah.....those ppl are crazy

nathanlawliet · 03-11-2008, 02:40 PM

Here is the REAL time line, from Anonymous:

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Timeline of Events

* 1/16/08- PROJECT CHANOLOGY begins.

* 1/17/08- Scientology.org down. A mirror of this epic event is located at http://epicscientologywar.ytmnd.com/

* 1/18/08- Slowpoke raiders show up on the scheduled day. Site still down. Also, Cloverfield can derelict my balls, capEtan.

* 1/19/08- Still pissy, site still down, along with the dianetics hotline (1-800-367-8788) or (01342 318229) if you're a britfag, which have been rickrolled to death.

* 1/20/08- Site is up and down throughout the day. Media begins to take notice.

* 1/21/08 - Official declaration of war and message to scientology on Jewtube released. Moar media take notice redirecting additional traffic to scientology.org. The general Internet populace now see Anonymous as the good guys. Splongcat releases secret CoS documents to the Internet. PROJECT CHANOLOGY reaches the tipping point OTI.

TOM CRUISE ORDERS EMERGENCY EVACUATION OF CoS SERVERS CoS used the downtime to moves scientology.org server from it's own server farm to a secure data center owned by Prolexic Technologies, which specializes in DDoS-resilient hosting services. Anonymous is encouraged to call Prolexic at +1 (954) 620-6002, fax them at +1 (954) 925-6642, or e-mail them at sales@prolexic.com to congratulate them on winning the CoS hosting contract. You can also contact their emergency team at 911@prolexic.com .

* 1/22/08- In retaliation to the constant assualt by anonymous, The Church of Scientology had political prisoner Heath Ledger put to death.

* 1/23/08 Anonymous has delivered, another super secret dox released. (not splongcats) Download and re-upload before the CoS can take it down! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! [2]

* 1/24/08

* Scientology.org Site Temporarily Unavailable.

Sorry, the site you requested is currently unavailable. It will be available as soon as possible. Please try again later. Generated Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:36:44 GMT by Prolexic.com (SI1.PHX1/3.0) Then, again, the fastest loading site EVAR

* Scientology.com working

Anon's activities are reported in Sky News and Old Media.

* 1/26/08: ANOP1

The raid on the Church of Scientology of Orlando was a complete success.
YouTube Video #1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKQ75F0XsA
YouTube Video #2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vez5NO-9o-g
IRC Channel: irc.esylum.net #florida

* 1/28/08

Wise Beard Man bestows his bearded wisdom on Anon.

* 2/2/08

The second raid on the Church of Scientology in Orlando was a smashing success, with over 9000 protesters showing up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gMByvzFpU

* 2/10/08

The day of reckoning - IRL raids are made of god and win

* 3/15/08

????

* 3/16/08

PROFIT!

133794m3r · 03-11-2008, 07:33 PM

Oh yeah. anonymous is going against ******** but that's off topic.
back on. It was almost like that episode of South Park but less funny. Stupid Chef had to be a Scientoligist.

Atrocious · 04-01-2008, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Saline

Their entire history sounds like a crappy sci-fi movie.

It's actually a crappy sci-fi novel.

BobtheWalrus · 04-01-2008, 08:56 AM

I don't understand the Timeline at all

133794m3r · 04-01-2008, 05:01 PM

well you're not supposed to. It's Scientology nothing makes sense.

03-06-2008, 07:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
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03-06-2008, 07:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
saline Zune Freak Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 15 miles south of Nowhere, USA Posts: 1,238 Reputation: 107	Seriously, aliens made a hydrogen bomb...and called it a hydrogen bomb? Who was told by aliens that they used hydrogen bombs? What evidence do they have that supports their claims? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Tobososlow It's a trap! GFX Crew Graduate Zuner Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In a hypocritical world Posts: 1,470 Reputation: 255	I would like to say that wasn't a waste of time, but I would be lying. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-06-2008, 07:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
saline Zune Freak Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 15 miles south of Nowhere, USA Posts: 1,238 Reputation: 107	Yeah, if the cracking started the beginning of the universe, then who was alive to witness the loud cracking? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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mrs. cutiepie Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: deep in the <3 of texas Posts: 607 Reputation: 40	what . . in the world? ::sigh:: just wow. i really hope he wasn't being serious. i REALLY REALLY hope so . . __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. iloveyoumario

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carnealse Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Va Beach Posts: 476 Reputation: 31	If a universe cracks into existence but no one is around to hear it, did it really make a noise? Much tougher question than the tree in the woods scenario. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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asuro Zune Freak Join Date: May 2007 Location: skokie IL.....near chicago Posts: 1,226 Reputation: 58	wow........i seriosly beleive that aliens of some sort had an influence on our ancient history.......but that timeline is absolute bs. i mean, i can appreciate it as a theory (with no evidence) cuz its quite amusing. but yeah.....those ppl are crazy __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-11-2008, 07:33 PM	#16 (permalink)
133794m3r Elite Zuner Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: On the interenet. Posts: 2,008 Reputation: 43	Oh yeah. anonymous is going against ******** but that's off topic. back on. It was almost like that episode of South Park but less funny. Stupid Chef had to be a Scientoligist.

04-01-2008, 08:56 AM	#18 (permalink)
BobtheWalrus Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: North Idaho Posts: 513 Reputation: 19	I don't understand the Timeline at all __________________ My Quotes "Life is like a deck of cards, deal with it" "The hardest books to read, are the ones we want to finish" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Please leave comments, good or bad To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

04-01-2008, 05:01 PM	#19 (permalink)
133794m3r Elite Zuner Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: On the interenet. Posts: 2,008 Reputation: 43	well you're not supposed to. It's Scientology nothing makes sense. __________________ ZB Rednecks The best Nascar Racer and sponsor of Rednecks and newly Gay for ZB rednecks.

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