Bad Teachers. Tell me your stories

[Alex]

Tell me any story about a teacher you have had. It can a dumb substitute or just a jerk.

Recently i heard (this is real) that a substitute teacher brought a flash drive from home and was veiwing pornagraphy on the teachers computer. He is now under investigation

[BobtheWalrus]

So I've got this science teacher,

He's 107 years old
Weighs 2500 pounds (Not really, but at least 300)
And is deaf

You could light off a bomb in that class, and he wouldn't notice

[asuro]

one day i went into the school's mac lab (yes we have a room filled with imacs) for my digital arts class and a teacher had been in there working on one of the macs and had forgot to log off. so i opened his drop box...where his students drop in their work on the server and only he has access to it...and i started renaming some of the students files into penis and such :P ........i felt like a bad ass...but i guess he should have logged off.

[soccerfreak24]

Well, my friends teacher has short term memory loss, or so we believe. Because of this, their class watches the same movie for weeks streight, every day telling her they left off 5 minutes into it. However, watching the same movie over and over(in ENGLISH) for spanish class gets boring, so he says he has to go to the bathroom and leaves to hang out with us at lunch. After around 20-30 min he returns, and she has no idea how long he has been gone. He'll leave to "go to the bathroom" like 3 times per class, and she has no idea. It's hillarious. Because of this, he has first and second lunch at my highschool >.<

[BobtheWalrus]

Originally Posted by soccerfreak24

Well, my friends teacher has short term memory loss, or so we believe. Because of this, their class watches the same movie for weeks streight, every day telling her they left off 5 minutes into it. However, watching the same movie over and over(in ENGLISH) for spanish class gets boring, so he says he has to go to the bathroom and leaves to hang out with us at lunch. After around 20-30 min he returns, and she has no idea how long he has been gone. He'll leave to "go to the bathroom" like 3 times per class, and she has no idea. It's hillarious. Because of this, he has first and second lunch at my highschool >.<

There's a guy who does that in my art class, my teacher however always catches him, which leads me to this.

The other day we had a sub, and there's a guy who has autism (I think)
So the student lost his project we're working on, and asks the sub to help him. They search the room (the substitute has got to be at least 90) for about 30 minutes, and during that time the student is telling the sub about weird random things;

Such as King Tut's Curse

Jesus

Flesh eating scarab beatles

American crocodiles and aligators

and Vampires

[Nathaniel]

my teacher is so deaf some got in a fight and he didnt know he was reading the news!!!

[asuro]

i just remembered this....for holloween this year a teacher dressed up as a condom and she got fired, this i know is fact.

the rumur was that she also had a penis gun and was squirting water at ppl with it :P

[nathanlawliet]

LOL, nice asuro.

My most/hated bad teacher I had was last year... She actually called my dad saying I was homicidal and suicidal.... I'm not homicidal..

This was before I became suicidal.

[AquaToad]

i have a truly retarded history teacher. we once counted,and she said um 80 times in 1 peroid.

[soccerfreak24]

Originally Posted by AquaToad

i have a truly retarded history teacher. we once counted,and she said um 80 times in 1 peroid.

We got this girl in our class.. and we tried counting how many times she says "like" but, I think we lost track at around 200...

[MemphisMasenko]

I seriously think my Biology teacher is really bad. Even till this day.
The school should really fire her and even other, hard working teachers seem as if they were commplaining about her.
Let me tell you about her
She is tall about my height but she is bigger
She is a coach of a volleyball team-she was when I was there-they call her coach
Anyways-Instead of how everyone else learn in Biology out of a Biology book; she acutally copied pages out of some Biology coloring book and made us color it for a grade more than 5 times. Then there was a girl who sat infont of me; she is so nice, the coach teacher would always ask her constantly to go get something out of her car.
And then whe had to match chromazones and they had letters so it would be easier almost primative and she gave that same girl who sat in front of me the sheet of paper without the letters and said I remember "Cause you're obviously don't need the ones without the letters". Most of the time she was either absent alot or when she was here she would make us watch boring movies that isn't even related to Biology.
No student of the future deserves a teacher like that.

[Alex]

hey bob the walrus
i have the same teacher (hypothetically of course) just in a womans body
she looks like an upside down pear

[mrs. cutiepie]

wow. those are some interesting teachers

well, one time . .i think in 5th grade, i had this sub for about 4 days straight. one time he got mad at us and started shaking this kid's desk like a crazy person and started yelling and stoof. then he told everyone to shut up. . . yeah.

we got him fired. felt AMAZING

[Alex]

my science teachers in 7th grade didnt even teach
our teacher was BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
seriously all we did was watch every single bill nye video
and we could just leave the room for 20 mins. and he didnt even notice
all he did was play solitare

[asuro]

in elementary school...fourth grade to be exact....we had a lesbian teacher...she also had two gerbils and a cockroach as class pets..one day she brought her "partner" and adopted child to school...ive had many strange teachers

my 6th grade social studies teacher was quire racist....and the yr after us she was fired/quit

my english teacher soph year broke her arm in roller derby

[Volpe Sinatra]

Some things I've heard:

There was some sub who was knocked out snoring during class.

There was another sub who was jacking off in class.

One sub I had in my biology class sophomore year was 10 minutes late. It was first period, so she had the class standing out in the hallway, and this particular hallway got extremely cold. Then, during class, we had to watch a video, but she couldn't figure out how to work anything, the tv, the player, none of it.

Another sub I had quite a few times.. He claims to have been a Chemistry teacher, but I dunno, I think he may have had a stroke or something. When he talks, it's fast, but choppy cuz he very often struggles to find the right words. Also, one day, we had a video and it was recorded from the tely, so you had to fast-forward through the commercials. Instead, the guy rewinded 5-10 minutes back into the video. Another day, a friend of mine was working on some math homework. He comes over starts trying to explain how to do the problem. Neither one of us could figure out wtf he was talking about cuz it was definitely not how to do it.

[Jhon FAKe]

Originally Posted by asuro

one day i went into the school's mac lab (yes we have a room filled with imacs) for my digital arts class and a teacher had been in there working on one of the macs and had forgot to log off. so i opened his drop box...where his students drop in their work on the server and only he has access to it...and i started renaming some of the students files into penis and such :P ........i felt like a bad ass...but i guess he should have logged off.

in what school are you? because in mi school ( m in college) we have a mac lab for digital art.

we have a teacher that gives a class called genesa, and one time we have to give her some project that was a design and a couplee of days later she gave them back but with personal atacks writte non the bak.. in a friend of mine she wrote....WTF???? did your 2 year old nwphew did this or what?
he felt li ke crap, and some girl REALLY cryied because of the comments

[mr.handsomeman]

yeah, we have a mac lab too, only we don't call it that, we call it the Advanced Video Tech room.

so i had this chemistry teacher. He was pretty old, I would say around 70-80. maybe late 60's. I don't know how old he was. Anyways, he was a really smart guy you know? A phd or whatever in chemistry. Only thing is, he didn't have a TEACHING degree. So, he's trying to teach the class all about Chemistry but none of us are learning since he doesn't even know how to teach. One day, we come into class, and he's got that song "RESPECT" playing, and he's standing and dancing on his desk, with a water gun, spraying students as they come into class. I have a picture on my Zune, I'll try to get it up here someday.

Also called a student a b!tch and got fired.

[asuro]

Originally Posted by Jhon FAKe

in what school are you? because in mi school ( m in college) we have a mac lab for digital art.

we have a teacher that gives a class called genesa, and one time we have to give her some project that was a design and a couplee of days later she gave them back but with personal atacks writte non the bak.. in a friend of mine she wrote....WTF???? did your 2 year old nwphew did this or what?
he felt li ke crap, and some girl REALLY cryied because of the comments

i go to niles north in skokie, IL. we have 3 mac labs actually, one of them is for digital arts, one is for a/v stuff and the other has g3 and g4 mac pros for art research and such. i dont see why our school loves their macs so much. the teacher in the a/v mac lab is about as anoying a person as u can imagine to see .