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Old 03-26-2008, 10:11 AM   #41 (permalink)
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so i got permission to make a cetain type of weapon for historicle reinactments in metal shop. i got permission from the shop teacher pricipal ,and my parents. so i make two of them and then i go to homeroom for the end of the day. my teacher is an old hag and she tells me to give them to her so i say no i have permission to have them. then she keeps pestering me until i say you want them take them and raised one over my head and chased her out of the room. of course it wasn't sharpened but it still got me suspended.
hee hee....i might have done the same thing though. How long were you suspended for?



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Old 03-28-2008, 08:04 PM   #42 (permalink)
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so i got permission to make a cetain type of weapon for historicle reinactments in metal shop. i got permission from the shop teacher pricipal ,and my parents. so i make two of them and then i go to homeroom for the end of the day. my teacher is an old hag and she tells me to give them to her so i say no i have permission to have them. then she keeps pestering me until i say you want them take them and raised one over my head and chased her out of the room. of course it wasn't sharpened but it still got me suspended.
sounds like the butt head deserved it. . and it sounds liek it would have been fun to watch as well



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Old 03-28-2008, 11:08 PM   #43 (permalink)
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In 9th grade my school didn't have enough teachers, or at least geography ones, so the art teacher taught my Honors Geography class. No one liked her very much and everyone played pranks on her all the time.
First, someone took the edges of a piece of paper ripped from a spiral notebook and got it in her hair. It was stuck and everyone laughed, but she couldn't figure out why for a good 15 minutes.
She tried to suck up to us by buying us Skittles in one "lab" (for lack of a better word). Each skittle was suppose to represent a certain number of people in a given area because we were learning about population density. Well, she turned to write on the board and all we heard was a skittle fly across the room and hit the board. All of a sudden people just started throwing skittles at her. Seriously . It was so cruel, but few times have I laughed harder. And then, once it had subsided someone threw another, but it didn't hit her. She turned around with the meanest look on her face and yelled "You missed!" out loud to the class. !
This is a similar story about my science teacher, you can read about him in an earlier post,

It was the first week of school, he had turned around to write something sciencey on the board, and some one chucked, not one, but three pennies at him. He turned around, his face a bright fire truck red

He called the Vice Principal down, after the last bell of the day had wrung, and threatened to hold us after school until he found out who threw the pennies.

We all had seen who threw them, but we weren't coming forward. The Viceprinciple came down, she yelled for a good 10 minutes, and then set us free.

Even today, "no one" knows who threw the pennies, and none of my class mates have respect for him. I myself only have a little bit, only because he's let us listen to our MP3 players, twice, which is against school rules
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:37 PM   #44 (permalink)
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This is a similar story about my science teacher, you can read about him in an earlier post,

It was the first week of school, he had turned around to write something sciencey on the board, and some one chucked, not one, but three pennies at him. He turned around, his face a bright fire truck red

He called the Vice Principal down, after the last bell of the day had wrung, and threatened to hold us after school until he found out who threw the pennies.

We all had seen who threw them, but we weren't coming forward. The Viceprinciple came down, she yelled for a good 10 minutes, and then set us free.

Even today, "no one" knows who threw the pennies, and none of my class mates have respect for him. I myself only have a little bit, only because he's let us listen to our MP3 players, twice, which is against school rules
wait. . so becuase someone threw pennies at him . . . no one respects him now?

or is it the fact that he called the vice principal that makes everyone spiteful towards him



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Old 03-31-2008, 09:43 PM   #45 (permalink)
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so i got permission to make a cetain type of weapon for historicle reinactments in metal shop. i got permission from the shop teacher pricipal ,and my parents. so i make two of them and then i go to homeroom for the end of the day. my teacher is an old hag and she tells me to give them to her so i say no i have permission to have them. then she keeps pestering me until i say you want them take them and raised one over my head and chased her out of the room. of course it wasn't sharpened but it still got me suspended.
Lmfao! Mad props for chasing a teacher out of the room. If I was you I would of probably given it to her...too scared to damage my record and hate getting in trouble in school. But yeah mad props, you one crazy guy! jk
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a substitute i once had would yell GET TO WORK! "sir there is no work" LOOK ON THE WHITE BOARD! "theres nothing there" I DONT CARE START DOING YOUR WORK. DO YOUR WORK OR ILL CALL THE DEAN!

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my science teachers in 7th grade didnt even teach
our teacher was BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
seriously all we did was watch every single bill nye video
and we could just leave the room for 20 mins. and he didnt even notice
all he did was play solitare
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