Bad Teachers. Tell me your stories

[stkr]

When I was in third grade I had a teacher sub for us and go to sleep in class. She actually brought one of those things people put over thier eyes and propped her legs up. We were pretty shocked. We told our teacher the next day, but nothing happened. I've changed schools several times since then, but she's ironically now subbing at my highschool!

I had a teacher who would cry whenever anyone said something bad about her. I was one of her favorite students (as usual ), but one day even I laughed in her face. She was lecturing us and tripped over the projector cable and fell flat on her face. What made it worse was that she was reaching out for stuff as she fell so it seemed as if it happened in slow motion. Classic.

In 9th grade my school didn't have enough teachers, or at least geography ones, so the art teacher taught my Honors Geography class. No one liked her very much and everyone played pranks on her all the time.
First, someone took the edges of a piece of paper ripped from a spiral notebook and got it in her hair. It was stuck and everyone laughed, but she couldn't figure out why for a good 15 minutes.
She tried to suck up to us by buying us Skittles in one "lab" (for lack of a better word). Each skittle was suppose to represent a certain number of people in a given area because we were learning about population density. Well, she turned to write on the board and all we heard was a skittle fly across the room and hit the board. All of a sudden people just started throwing skittles at her. Seriously . It was so cruel, but few times have I laughed harder. And then, once it had subsided someone threw another, but it didn't hit her. She turned around with the meanest look on her face and yelled "You missed!" out loud to the class. !

[saline]

I have a computers teacher whos eccentric to say the least

-he sits on a yoga ball
-he has a mini-fridge on his desk/table
-he has a microwave on top of the mini-fridge
-he has multiple bottles of Arizona Iced Tea, which he heats up in his microwave
-he wears only plaid shirts and sweatpants
-he has a shelf in his room full of this random crap. And by random crap I mean things like edible glue.

[nathanlawliet]

Originally Posted by MadameMasenko

I seriously think my Biology teacher is really bad. Even till this day.
The school should really fire her and even other, hard working teachers seem as if they were commplaining about her.
Let me tell you about her
She is tall about my height but she is bigger
She is a coach of a volleyball team-she was when I was there-they call her coach
Anyways-Instead of how everyone else learn in Biology out of a Biology book; she acutally copied pages out of some Biology coloring book and made us color it for a grade more than 5 times. Then there was a girl who sat infont of me; she is so nice, the coach teacher would always ask her constantly to go get something out of her car.
And then whe had to match chromazones and they had letters so it would be easier almost primative and she gave that same girl who sat in front of me the sheet of paper without the letters and said I remember "Cause you're obviously don't need the ones without the letters". Most of the time she was either absent alot or when she was here she would make us watch boring movies that isn't even related to Biology.
No student of the future deserves a teacher like that.

At least you didn't work that hard in there. I'd like a class where I just sat and colored.

I had a bad teacher who always got at fat people(the one who called me suicidal/homicidal). Every time she did something to someone, it was usually a fat kid.

It was so unfair the way she targeted us, I hated her.

[133794m3r]

ok well I think I can top the bad teacher list w/ these 2.
Teacher num. 1.
Female, came into work every day and drank her "tea". Taught spanish. During Spanish III She showed a Bondage film. And every day she came in stoned or drunk.

Teacher num. 2.
Female. Hot!
Senior English/speech.
Had sex w/ a student.
Carried students baby.
Was fired for carrying a students baby.
Teacher was also married.
She is still in jail and will be labeled as a pedophile even though she had consent from the student's parents. It started when the student was 17.
Yeah beat that!

[MemphisMasenko]

Originally Posted by nathanlawliet

At least you didn't work that hard in there. I'd like a class where I just sat and colored.

I had a bad teacher who always got at fat people(the one who called me suicidal/homicidal). Every time she did something to someone, it was usually a fat kid.

It was so unfair the way she targeted us, I hated her.

She wasn't physically beautiful.
Extreemly far from it.
And coloring in bootlegg science book copies loses its appeal real fast.
Sure I was glad a first, but then it gets more annoying as seconds go by in a class like that.
But hey if it tickles your pickle.......

[random667]

When I was in fourth grade a teacher took me out in the hall, grabbed me by the throat, shoved me up against the wall and shouted obscenities at me.

[Pierce28]

I have had this programming teacher who also teaches a few other CTE courses. Her name is Mrs. Davis. All I can say is holy **** on a stick. She claims that she has worked as a professional programmer before, yet, she has time and again shown that she knows NOTHING.

-She claims she spent over a year just flow charting a program for a bank. I hope they got their money back.


-She claimed that she wrote a program for her video store to sort the movies. It took all night to sort out all the movies until she got someone to write a heap sort for her to make it sort in 20 minutes. I never knew that you had to go to a graduate student to get anything that is not a linear search...


-She keeps going on and on about how great all these books she has are and how she is always using them... yet they all contain the same material. You'd think she'd learn the material by now.


-She gets into these pissy moods when people don't do what she wants. People stopped listening her when she was explaining insertion sorts so she made a quiz where the students had to write out every step in a really dumb method of showing how the sort worked with a certain list of values. If you did not follow her strict, strange rules to her method, she would give you a zero for that problem. I think that most of the people failed it.


-Students cuss her out in to her face, but she just ignores it. Yet, when certain people even dare talk, she goes haywire on them


-She has spread the class out through the room so that on average, there is about 3-4 computers between each person so people won't talk... yet, we all just walk around and joke with each other.


-She honestly thought I was going to crash a computer last year when I got a crappy monitor on a computer I was assigned to and asked if I could swap monitors. Since we all know, when you install a monitor, computers will explode.


-She claims that Visual Basic is the language of the future and that we'll all get high paying jobs programming in it. If that is so, then why is it not taught in college, well known as a great beginner's language, but a sucky one overall, and is not used in any major company, such as IBM and Cisco?


-She's suspicious of EVERYONE. If you are sitting funny, you a cheating. If you are asking for a piece of paper, you are cheating. If the computer does something weird, you hacked it, even though the Novell network we use SUCKS and is the most unreliable piece of **** ever.


-She can not accept it if she makes a mistake. I remember a time in Programming I two years ago when she wrote some very basic code on the board. It was something along the lines of:

dim i as integer = 0
do while i < 10
     Messagebox.show("Hello!")
loop

I raised my hand and told her that it was an infinite loop. She told me it wasn't. I tried to explain to her that she never incremented the counter variable. She cut me off and told me to trust her and that when I typed it in, it would work. I typed it in and it didn't work and pointed it out to her. She told me that the computer must be acting up and to not worry about it. My head hit my desk.


-This is at a public high school in North Carolina that is not too far from NC State (GO STATE!). For those of you not familiar with NC State's academics, it is a damn good engineering school. These are two actual quotes from her this week:

"You know what guys, I think I'm better than most of the professors at NC State" - Mrs. Davis, 3/5/08

"Hey Pierce, do you think I could get some of your programs from last year? I can't seem to figure out classes" - Mrs. Davis, 3/6/08

This took place during Honors Programming II. I am in there as a teacher cadet taking AP Computer Science A/B through an online school. I couldn't help myself at the first quote. I just burst out laughing right in front of her. However, I wasn't sure if I should have been mad at her for insulting the college I'm going to attend.


Needless to say, I've wanted to put my head through my desk COUNTLESS times because of her. I'm just glad she can't grade me any more.



There are countless stories of the blunders of Davis, but I think this post is long enough for now.

[dark_nes666]

There is a sub who is like 80 yrs old, and i always tell him he has a cute butt and i ask him if i can grab his butt and he is always like, no or your girlfriend is going to get mad, lol, of course im straight i only mess with him, we even slap him in the head and he always laughs....
Then one time he was reading to us one of the notes the teacher left us and he goes like:
"Well she said y'all cant go to bathroom, but she never said y'all couldnt go to the restroom"
It was so dumb and funny

[133794m3r]

the stupidity of humans is everexpanding and never endings. :P

[Scrapz616]

i had this science teacher last year who gave us review sheets that were the exact test and every1 would use it to cheat on test(including me) and he would never find out but then some kid told him and he changed the test for every1, so we couldn't cheat no more
but it was pretty stupid how he did it for the first 2 1/2 quarters of school

[Tobososlow]

Originally Posted by Scrapz

i had this science teacher last year who gave us review sheets that were the exact test and every1 would use it to cheat on test(including me) and he would never find out but then some kid told him and he changed the test for every1, so we couldn't cheat no more
but it was pretty stupid how he did it for the first 2 1/2 quarters of school

Lol, how would he not know? Did you have to turn in the review sheets?

[mr.handsomeman]

Originally Posted by Saline

I have a computers teacher whos eccentric to say the least

-he sits on a yoga ball
-he has a mini-fridge on his desk/table
-he has a microwave on top of the mini-fridge
-he has multiple bottles of Arizona Iced Tea, which he heats up in his microwave
-he wears only plaid shirts and sweatpants
-he has a shelf in his room full of this random crap. And by random crap I mean things like edible glue.

this just sounds like she was making the best out of a crappy situation.

[olovely12]

Originally Posted by 133794m3r

ok well I think I can top the bad teacher list w/ these 2.
Teacher num. 1.
Female, came into work every day and drank her "tea". Taught spanish. During Spanish III She showed a Bondage film. And every day she came in stoned or drunk.

Teacher num. 2.
Female. Hot!
Senior English/speech.
Had sex w/ a student.
Carried students baby.
Was fired for carrying a students baby.
Teacher was also married.
She is still in jail and will be labeled as a pedophile even though she had consent from the student's parents. It started when the student was 17.
Yeah beat that!

There was a substitute teacher in Fresno that smoked weed with his students . I member he left the class for like 20 minutes to get the weed and when he came back he smoked right in front of the class and even let some of the students take hits. <--- I wish I was there

[mr.handsomeman]

Originally Posted by asuro

i just remembered this....for holloween this year a teacher dressed up as a condom and she got fired, this i know is fact.

the rumur was that she also had a penis gun and was squirting water at ppl with it :P

thats amazing!

[mrs. cutiepie]

Originally Posted by stkr

When I was in third grade I had a teacher sub for us and go to sleep in class. She actually brought one of those things people put over thier eyes and propped her legs up. We were pretty shocked. We told our teacher the next day, but nothing happened. I've changed schools several times since then, but she's ironically now subbing at my highschool!

I had a teacher who would cry whenever anyone said something bad about her. I was one of her favorite students (as usual ), but one day even I laughed in her face. She was lecturing us and tripped over the projector cable and fell flat on her face. What made it worse was that she was reaching out for stuff as she fell so it seemed as if it happened in slow motion. Classic.

In 9th grade my school didn't have enough teachers, or at least geography ones, so the art teacher taught my Honors Geography class. No one liked her very much and everyone played pranks on her all the time.
First, someone took the edges of a piece of paper ripped from a spiral notebook and got it in her hair. It was stuck and everyone laughed, but she couldn't figure out why for a good 15 minutes.
She tried to suck up to us by buying us Skittles in one "lab" (for lack of a better word). Each skittle was suppose to represent a certain number of people in a given area because we were learning about population density. Well, she turned to write on the board and all we heard was a skittle fly across the room and hit the board. All of a sudden people just started throwing skittles at her. Seriously . It was so cruel, but few times have I laughed harder. And then, once it had subsided someone threw another, but it didn't hit her. She turned around with the meanest look on her face and yelled "You missed!" out loud to the class. !

that was sad . . and hilarious at the same time! but still sad . .BUT FUNNY!

poor lady . .hahahahaha

[stkr]

Originally Posted by cutiepie

that was sad . . and hilarious at the same time! but still sad . .BUT FUNNY!

poor lady . .hahahahaha

I know. She quit teaching geography and is only teaching Art. I still have her as a teacher and will until I graduate since I'm taking Art next year as well. She likes me, though . I'm a good student so it's hard not to. As of next year I'll have had her throughout all of highschool. Kind of weird.

[133794m3r]

ZOMG issues.

[Trogdor]

A teacher at my school try to suspend a student for assualt because the student raised a pencil at her