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Old 02-28-2008, 08:26 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I cut open my hand. I was cutting some hard pastic with scissors and was noticing that it was take a long time, i took my hand away and it appears i was cutting myself instead of the plastic. I dont know why I didnt feel it though..



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Old 02-28-2008, 03:32 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I cut open my hand. I was cutting some hard pastic with scissors and was noticing that it was take a long time, i took my hand away and it appears i was cutting myself instead of the plastic. I dont know why I didnt feel it though..
Maybe your brian thought that the scissors were cutting the plastic

or

the cutting into the hand made it lose feeling

I wouldn't know, I don't regulary cut my hand
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I cut open my hand. I was cutting some hard pastic with scissors and was noticing that it was take a long time, i took my hand away and it appears i was cutting myself instead of the plastic. I dont know why I didnt feel it though..
Wow...maybe your drive to cut the hard plastic was so strong that you totally zoned out. Blocking all feelings, like the feeling of pain that you should of felt while you were CUTTING YOUR HAND!!!! Either that or you accidentally started to day dream, and dreamt you were cutting the plastic. Then you woke up and realized your were cutting your hand instead.. which might explain why your hand was cut.
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the other day in school i booby trapped an empty tissue box with a rubber band and some hand sanitizer. turns out the teacher was the one to throw it away. "WHO THE **** did this?" (i go to a military school) me, oviously. "do u think that was a good idea" not anymore. strait to the office
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the time that i got run over but instead of start complaining and crying, i started to laugh my @$$ off, everybody looked freaked out but couldnt stop luaghin. and also the time that i gave the finger to a teacher but he didnt turn around so he saw me waving the finger
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