My Zune is talking to me!

jjclownyseed2008 · 02-25-2008, 01:14 PM

My zune keeps on telling me that i smell like crap and will never have a girlfriend is this normal, i am wondering if it is a form os schtitzophrenia?

Chri(Z)tian · 02-25-2008, 01:20 PM

Are you being serious or just playing around??? If you are , then AWESOME!!! Don't fight it!!! Keep talking to it.

I heard long exposure to zunes can do things like this and more to you...

jjclownyseed2008 · 02-25-2008, 01:25 PM

Well at first i thought i was joking, so i played along, but now it keeps telling me to do things for it, like it told me to load 10 gigs of pornographic materials onto it and watch it all unhtil the battery dies.

asuro · 02-25-2008, 01:31 PM

i wouldnt mind having schitzophrenia...it could really make things interesting

Chri(Z)tian · 02-25-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by asuro

i wouldnt mind having schitzophrenia...it could really make things interesting

Lol yeah thats true... but you never know it could be a living H*ll!!!

Gregory · 02-25-2008, 01:59 PM

This is totally normal.

Trogdor's lame friend · 02-25-2008, 02:06 PM

I wish I had a schizophrenic uncle. Who was also loaded. That way he would just give me a ton of money, and then tell me not to let it watch me undress.

Stuart · 02-25-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregory

This is totally normal.

Agreed.

Detect the note of sarcasm...

Jhon FAKe · 02-26-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Stuart

Agreed.

Detect the note of sarcasm...

wow stuart you are good at detecting sarcasm, i didnt noted until you mentioned, good thing we have you on our side

lpxxfaintxx · 02-26-2008, 06:03 PM

Sorry dude, this ain't schizophrenia... it's called shrooms or acid.

dustin_ds3000 · 02-26-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjclownyseed2008

Well at first i thought i was joking, so i played along, but now it keeps telling me to do things for it, like it told me to load 10 gigs of pornographic materials onto it and watch it all unhtil the battery dies.

wow the funny thing is that my zune is telling me the same thing

soccerfreak24 · 02-26-2008, 06:17 PM

Well, I'd love to have schtitzophrenia, maybe I could imagine myself having a zune.. that'd be awesome! lol(jk)

dark_nes666 · 02-26-2008, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jjclownyseed2008

My zune keeps on telling me that i smell like crap and will never have a girlfriend is this normal, i am wondering if it is a form os schtitzophrenia?

This is what u get when u mix drugs and microsoft

Chri(Z)tian · 02-26-2008, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_nes666

This is what u get when u mix drugs and microsoft

Nah it's the affect from zunes. Zunes give off a zuneration, kind of like radiation that can cause long term or short term affects to you. Some talking to their zune, others mystical powers, and more!!!! Zuneration is in every zune but the zune4gb I hear... still waiting for my power/freaky thing still.

Oh yah dark_nes666 you signature is hilarious!!!

dark_nes666 · 02-26-2008, 07:08 PM

I heard about the zuneration, but i thought it was just a myth, is it true that the zuneration make ur member smaller or u can even loose it?? =[

lol thanks i like my signature too

Trogdor · 02-26-2008, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lpxxfaintxx

Sorry dude, this ain't schizophrenia... it's called shrooms or acid.

or
4-MTA (4-methylthioamphetamine)
Alpha-ethyltryptamine
Amphetamine
Amyl nitrite
Benzocaine
Club Drugs
Cocaine
Crack Cocaine
Depressants
Designer Drugs
Dimethyltryptamine
Ecstasy (methylenedioxymethamphetamine; MDMA)
Fentanyl
Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (GHB)
GBL (Gamma butyrolactone)
GHB (Gamma Hydroxybutyrate)
Hallucinogens
Hashish
Heroin
Inhalants
Isobutyl nitrite
Ketamine
Lidocaine
LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide)
Mannitol
Marijuana
MDMA (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine)
Mescaline
Methadone
Methamphetamine
Methaqualone
Methcathinone
Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA)
Methylphenidate (ritalin)
Morphine
Narcotics
Nexus
Nicotine
Nitrous oxide
Opium
Oxycodone
OxyContin
PCP (phencyclidine)
Peyote
Phenobarbital
Procaine
Psilocybin
Psilocybin/psilocin
Ritalin
Rohypnol
Scopolamine
Speed
Steroids
Stimulants
Strychnine
Sudafed
Talwin

Kryren · 02-26-2008, 08:45 PM

Sudafed?!?

And didn't read the part in the manual where it said not to lick your Zune?

"Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis"

lpxxfaintxx · 02-26-2008, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trogdor

or
4-MTA (4-methylthioamphetamine)
Alpha-ethyltryptamine
Amphetamine
Amyl nitrite
Benzocaine
Club Drugs
Cocaine
Crack Cocaine
Depressants
Designer Drugs
Dimethyltryptamine
Ecstasy (methylenedioxymethamphetamine; MDMA)
Fentanyl
Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (GHB)
GBL (Gamma butyrolactone)
GHB (Gamma Hydroxybutyrate)
Hallucinogens
Hashish
Heroin
Inhalants
Isobutyl nitrite
Ketamine
Lidocaine
LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide)
Mannitol
Marijuana
MDMA (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine)
Mescaline
Methadone
Methamphetamine
Methaqualone
Methcathinone
Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA)
Methylphenidate (ritalin)
Morphine
Narcotics
Nexus
Nicotine
Nitrous oxide
Opium
Oxycodone
OxyContin
PCP (phencyclidine)
Peyote
Phenobarbital
Procaine
Psilocybin
Psilocybin/psilocin
Ritalin
Rohypnol
Scopolamine
Speed
Steroids
Stimulants
Strychnine
Sudafed
Talwin

Actually, almost all of the drugs you listed are not hallucinogens... they'll make you feel relaxed, hyper, crazy, buff, or whatever, but they won't make you hallucinate things.

mr.handsomeman · 02-27-2008, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by lpxxfaintxx

Sorry dude, this ain't schizophrenia... it's called shrooms or acid.

that's what i'm talking about! no seriously though I don't do that.

don't fight it man! see what it wants. if it tells you to take down Apple, don't hesitate.

Stuart · 02-27-2008, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jhon FAKe

wow stuart you are good at detecting sarcasm, i didnt noted until you mentioned, good thing we have you on our side

I know aren't I amazing!

02-25-2008, 01:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
jjclownyseed2008 Experienced Zuner Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 108 Reputation: 15 $zB: 17 Donate	My Zune is talking to me! My zune keeps on telling me that i smell like crap and will never have a girlfriend is this normal, i am wondering if it is a form os schtitzophrenia?

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asuro Zune Freak Join Date: May 2007 Location: skokie IL.....near chicago Posts: 1,226 Reputation: 58 $zB: 171 Donate	i wouldnt mind having schitzophrenia...it could really make things interesting __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Trogdor's lame friend Zune Freak Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 15 miles south of Nowhere, USA Posts: 1,238 Reputation: 107 $zB: 779 Donate	I wish I had a schizophrenic uncle. Who was also loaded. That way he would just give me a ton of money, and then tell me not to let it watch me undress. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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lpxxfaintxx Administrator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 5,821 Reputation: 209 $zB: 2044 Donate	Sorry dude, this ain't schizophrenia... it's called shrooms or acid. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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jjclownyseed2008 Experienced Zuner Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 108 Reputation: 15 $zB: 17 Donate	Well at first i thought i was joking, so i played along, but now it keeps telling me to do things for it, like it told me to load 10 gigs of pornographic materials onto it and watch it all unhtil the battery dies.

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soccerfreak24 Support Team Expert Zuner Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,896 Reputation: 178 $zB: 45 Donate	Well, I'd love to have schtitzophrenia, maybe I could imagine myself having a zune.. that'd be awesome! lol(jk) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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dark_nes666 Experienced Zuner Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 171 Reputation: 12 $zB: 26 Donate	I heard about the zuneration, but i thought it was just a myth, is it true that the zuneration make ur member smaller or u can even loose it?? =[ lol thanks i like my signature too

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Kryren Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 347 Reputation: 21 $zB: 157 Donate	Sudafed?!? And didn't read the part in the manual where it said not to lick your Zune? "Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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