Best Worst Jokes

carnealse · 02-24-2008, 10:44 AM

Alright, I want to know the Best Worst joke you've ever made up or heard. You know, the ones that are so bad and stupid you laughed for 10 minutes after you recovered from the shock of how bad it was.

Here is one I told at work and I was banned from living;

God and Snoop Dog were talking and Snoop brought up the drought in California. God said, "Do you want me to make it pour?" and Snoop said, "Naw, just drizzle."

Trogdor · 02-24-2008, 10:53 AM

Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hallway?
-Because it had a javelin in it's head

Don't ask me, I know weird people

Scrapz616 · 02-24-2008, 10:54 AM

not really a joke but funny when sum1 just says it cuz of how stupid it is
guess what?what?Chicken Butt!

carnealse · 02-24-2008, 10:57 AM

Oh yeah got another one, this time a Chuck Norris joke.

Chuck Norris got pulled over for doing 300mph in a 25mph zone. He was let off on a technicality; there is no law against walking fast.

asuro · 02-24-2008, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trogdor

Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hallway?
-Because it had a javelin in it's head

Don't ask me, I know weird people

somone once told me a joke/question that was weird on a similiar level

whats worse...ten dead babies in one trashcan...or one dead baby in ten trashcans

thats the probobaly the worst/creepiest joke i know

Chri(Z)tian · 02-24-2008, 01:23 PM

That one joke that goes Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Then the person repeats it for like 7 more times, then the 8th time says banana or something and says orange you glad I didn't say banana. Or something like that... but you get what I'm saying since it's a pretty common joke and I hate it!!!!

nathanlawliet · 02-24-2008, 01:28 PM

Oh I've got one:

It wasn't really a joke, but it's something that we all laughed at when I told my friends.

"One day, I'm like, dude, my parents were divorced." My ex-friend goes like, "Yeah?" I said, "Yeah. My dad once said," The 15 years I was married to your mom were the 15 most depressing years of my life.""

My friend started laughing his ass off, then I started seeing the humor in it too. But in case that doesn't qualify as a joke, here's one that should get my dad hanged.

We're in his car and we are parked at his apartment building. As we are about to get out of the car, he says," Come on, sonlette."

Despite being really young, and being a kid back then, I took a disliking to it instantly. My dad says since "lette" usually means little, like cigarette, and I was his son, he thought it'd be cool to call me sonlette.

After I tell him I don't like it, came the worst part. He actually stated," I thought it was pretty cool."

Christ.. - Kills self -

BobtheWalrus · 02-24-2008, 08:10 PM

I know this really annoying person and he tells me the same stupid joke at least once a week

He says: How far can a dog run into a forest?
I say: I don't know
He says: Halfway because then it runs out!

He then laughs like a maniac and walks off

paul4531 · 02-24-2008, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobtheWalrus

I know this really annoying person and he tells me the same stupid joke at least once a week

He says: How far can a dog run into a forest?
I say: I don't know
He says: Halfway because then it runs out!

He then laughs like a maniac and walks off

LOL wtf! you should tell him a really stupid joke and see what he does.

BrianLikesZune · 02-25-2008, 06:24 AM

Would you want to have sex with 23 year olds?

If you said yes,.. your a molester..

20 3 year olds? sick.

mr.handsomeman · 02-25-2008, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asuro

somone once told me a joke/question that was weird on a similiar level

whats worse...ten dead babies in one trashcan...or one dead baby in ten trashcans

thats the probobaly the worst/creepiest joke i know

yeah....I've heard this one before...it's kind of sad...

BobtheWalrus · 02-25-2008, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paul4531

LOL wtf! you should tell him a really stupid joke and see what he does.

I've tried that, it doesn't work

soccerfreak24 · 02-25-2008, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trogdor

Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hallway?
-Because it had a javelin in it's head

Don't ask me, I know weird people

That's my fav, by far.

mrs. cutiepie · 02-25-2008, 09:30 PM

there were two muffins in an oven. one muffin said

"boy, it's hot in here"

And the other muffin said

"OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

first time i heard it, i cracked up. now it's not so purty good. .

Azraelw3x · 02-25-2008, 11:26 PM

Ah I see the dead baby jokes have already started...

How do you make a dead baby float?

...Two scoops vanilla ice cream, one scoop dead baby.

mr.handsomeman · 02-26-2008, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutiepie

there were two muffins in an oven. one muffin said

"boy, it's hot in here"

And the other muffin said

"OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

first time i heard it, i cracked up. now it's not so purty good. .

"now it's not so purty good"? uhh....did you read what you posted? But yeah, that joke made me laugh....might not in the near future.

asuro · 02-26-2008, 02:22 PM

ok another really bad joke that made me really kinda sad

if a girl with big boobs works at hooters, where does a girl with one leg work?????

....IHOP!!!!!!!!! .... get it... i hop...its sick i know

Chri(Z)tian · 02-26-2008, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutiepie

there were two muffins in an oven. one muffin said

"boy, it's hot in here"

And the other muffin said

"OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

first time i heard it, i cracked up. now it's not so purty good. .

wow...that's really bad... you just ruined my day..

Jhon FAKe · 02-26-2008, 05:28 PM

did you know why the little girl fell of the swing??
because she didnt have arms
and did you know what she got for xmas?
a pair of gloves

there was an old lady that fell and died

those are SOME of the sick jokes that i know, but im no so good translating so enjoy.

Chri(Z)tian · 02-26-2008, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jhon FAKe

did you know why the little girl fell of the swing??
because she didnt have arms
and did you know what she got for xmas?
a pair of gloves

Lol I found this funny.....

Heard a bad joke from my little cousin a few minutes ago...

So a Jewish guy walks in to a bar right????? He gets a a beer and then mingles around with some of the girls who works there, guess what he does next???

He buys the bar...

You know that rumor/religious/racist I guess thing.(not sure whats it called when you judge some one by their religion, going blank) But yeah you know how they say jewish people are rich. So that's why the jewish guy buys the bar...I know it's bad..

02-24-2008, 10:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
carnealse Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Va Beach Posts: 474 Reputation: 31 $zB: 359 Donate	Best Worst Jokes Alright, I want to know the Best Worst joke you've ever made up or heard. You know, the ones that are so bad and stupid you laughed for 10 minutes after you recovered from the shock of how bad it was. Here is one I told at work and I was banned from living; God and Snoop Dog were talking and Snoop brought up the drought in California. God said, "Do you want me to make it pour?" and Snoop said, "Naw, just drizzle." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by carnealse : 02-24-2008 at 10:45 AM. Reason: typo man strikes again

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Scrapz616 Support Team Super Zuner Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New York Posts: 1,626 Reputation: 130 $zB: 1282 Donate	not really a joke but funny when sum1 just says it cuz of how stupid it is guess what?what?Chicken Butt! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Throw Ya L's Up* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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carnealse Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Va Beach Posts: 474 Reputation: 31 $zB: 359 Donate	Oh yeah got another one, this time a Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris got pulled over for doing 300mph in a 25mph zone. He was let off on a technicality; there is no law against walking fast. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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nathanlawliet Super Zuner� Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 3,591 Reputation: 65 $zB: 428 Donate	Oh I've got one: It wasn't really a joke, but it's something that we all laughed at when I told my friends. "One day, I'm like, dude, my parents were divorced." My ex-friend goes like, "Yeah?" I said, "Yeah. My dad once said," The 15 years I was married to your mom were the 15 most depressing years of my life."" My friend started laughing his ass off, then I started seeing the humor in it too. But in case that doesn't qualify as a joke, here's one that should get my dad hanged. We're in his car and we are parked at his apartment building. As we are about to get out of the car, he says," Come on, sonlette." Despite being really young, and being a kid back then, I took a disliking to it instantly. My dad says since "lette" usually means little, like cigarette, and I was his son, he thought it'd be cool to call me sonlette. After I tell him I don't like it, came the worst part. He actually stated," I thought it was pretty cool." Christ.. - Kills self - __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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BobtheWalrus Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: North Idaho Posts: 513 Reputation: 19 $zB: 438 Donate	I know this really annoying person and he tells me the same stupid joke at least once a week He says: How far can a dog run into a forest? I say: I don't know He says: Halfway because then it runs out! He then laughs like a maniac and walks off __________________ My Quotes "Life is like a deck of cards, deal with it" "The hardest books to read, are the ones we want to finish" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Please leave comments, good or bad To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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mrs. cutiepie Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: deep in the <3 of texas Posts: 607 Reputation: 40 $zB: 74 Donate	there were two muffins in an oven. one muffin said "boy, it's hot in here" And the other muffin said "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!" first time i heard it, i cracked up. now it's not so purty good. . __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. iloveyoumario

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Azraelw3x Experienced Zuner Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 176 Reputation: 13 $zB: 165 Donate	Ah I see the dead baby jokes have already started... How do you make a dead baby float? ...Two scoops vanilla ice cream, one scoop dead baby. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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asuro Zune Freak Join Date: May 2007 Location: skokie IL.....near chicago Posts: 1,226 Reputation: 58 $zB: 171 Donate	ok another really bad joke that made me really kinda sad if a girl with big boobs works at hooters, where does a girl with one leg work????? ....IHOP!!!!!!!!! .... get it... i hop...its sick i know __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Jhon FAKe Experienced Zuner Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Cd. Juarez ,mex Posts: 174 Reputation: 10 $zB: 66 Donate	did you know why the little girl fell of the swing?? because she didnt have arms and did you know what she got for xmas? a pair of gloves there was an old lady that fell and died those are SOME of the sick jokes that i know, but im no so good translating so enjoy. __________________ "HUMANS MAY RULE THE EARTH, GOD MAY RULE THE SKIES BUT DARTH VADER RULES THE GALAXY" -JHON FAKe To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Jhon FAKe : 02-26-2008 at 05:30 PM. Reason: forgot stuff

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