Best Worst Jokes - Page 2

carnealse · 02-26-2008, 05:43 PM

Haha, those are pretty bad.
There is a stupid but really funny one from The Office;
Person A: Is it me or does it smell like "up dog" in here?
Person B: Whats "up dog?"
Person A: Nothing much, whats up with you?
...
heh heh its funnier on the show.

ProOne · 02-28-2008, 05:59 PM

Here's my contributions:

Two men walk into a bar. Why did the second one do it? (Bar as in a rod, not as in a place for alcoholic refreshments.)

What's black, white, and red? A nun falling down the stairs.

(Please don't ban me. You asked for bad jokes.)

wyckedcombo17 · 02-28-2008, 06:13 PM

why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?

because if it had 4 doors itd be a chicken sedan

(cars- coupes have 2 doors sedans have 4)

Alex · 02-28-2008, 06:28 PM

I ripped this off of robot chicken but i think its really funny

Your momma is so fat even jobba the hut said DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN

Tobososlow · 02-28-2008, 06:31 PM

Goooood stuff right here!

Jhon FAKe · 02-28-2008, 08:30 PM

ok i got some new ones..

why did hitler kill so many jews
because he didnt know emos

one time there was a dad that was coming from work and he saw another dad teaching his son to ride a bicycle so he bougth a bike for kis son, he gets home and takes his for a ride on his new bike, on the first try the litlle boy fell, he gos up again and he falls again the nagain after the fourth time his dad scream at him "BESIDES HANDICAPED ,STUPID"

ps.- thank you chi(z)tian, glad you like my joke

BobtheWalrus · 02-28-2008, 08:32 PM

I came up with this one,

Why'd the Monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead

Volpe Sinatra · 02-28-2008, 09:11 PM

I think there's something wrong with me.. I found the dead baby jokes really funny.. especially the float one..

Jhon FAKe · 02-29-2008, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobtheWalrus

I came up with this one,

Why'd the Monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombii kitten

I think there's something wrong with me.. I found the dead baby jokes really funny.. especially the float one..

lol,bob thats a good a one and i was startint to think the same as zombii the float one is so funny

mr.handsomeman · 02-29-2008, 06:23 AM

yeah, i laughed at all of these jokes. Does that make me a bad person?

02-26-2008, 05:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
carnealse Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Va Beach Posts: 474 Reputation: 31 $zB: 359 Donate	Haha, those are pretty bad. There is a stupid but really funny one from The Office; Person A: Is it me or does it smell like "up dog" in here? Person B: Whats "up dog?" Person A: Nothing much, whats up with you? ... heh heh its funnier on the show. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Alex Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In front of my computer DUH!!! Posts: 470 Reputation: 27 $zB: 390 Donate	I ripped this off of robot chicken but i think its really funny Your momma is so fat even jobba the hut said DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Jhon FAKe Experienced Zuner Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Cd. Juarez ,mex Posts: 174 Reputation: 10 $zB: 66 Donate	ok i got some new ones.. why did hitler kill so many jews because he didnt know emos one time there was a dad that was coming from work and he saw another dad teaching his son to ride a bicycle so he bougth a bike for kis son, he gets home and takes his for a ride on his new bike, on the first try the litlle boy fell, he gos up again and he falls again the nagain after the fourth time his dad scream at him "BESIDES HANDICAPED ,STUPID" ps.- thank you chi(z)tian, glad you like my joke __________________ "HUMANS MAY RULE THE EARTH, GOD MAY RULE THE SKIES BUT DARTH VADER RULES THE GALAXY" -JHON FAKe To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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02-28-2008, 05:59 PM	#22 (permalink)
ProOne Experienced Zuner Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In my own little world Posts: 185 Reputation: 20 $zB: 177 Donate	Here's my contributions: Two men walk into a bar. Why did the second one do it? (Bar as in a rod, not as in a place for alcoholic refreshments.) What's black, white, and red? A nun falling down the stairs. (Please don't ban me. You asked for bad jokes.)

02-28-2008, 08:32 PM	#27 (permalink)
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