Confucius Says...

jjclownyseed2008 · 02-24-2008, 08:50 AM

Confucius Says Jokes:
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time.

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

paul4531 · 02-24-2008, 09:42 AM

Hmm, didn`t find any of those funny at all

Dragod · 02-24-2008, 09:45 AM

Confucious says tits or GTFO

paul4531 · 02-24-2008, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragod

Confucious says tits or GTFO

now thats funny=]

Jon · 02-24-2008, 10:35 AM

This is a bit racist..

carnealse · 02-24-2008, 10:50 AM

Confucious say racists make good money only if their car is fast.
.... chirp chirp.

mangodroplet · 02-24-2008, 11:09 AM

-.-
Confucius says Only Chinese can Pull off Confucius joke.

meth0dical · 02-24-2008, 11:40 AM

man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day?

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paul4531 Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 590 Reputation: 11 $zB: 545 Donate	Hmm, didn`t find any of those funny at all

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