KKK Endorses Barack Obama.

MemphisMasenko · 02-21-2008, 12:04 PM

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton."

White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.

This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.

KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate.

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.
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I think they are plannin' somethin and using Obama to trick him or somethin'. It would be really stupid if he accepted that money for his campaign too, I don't care if he decides to donate it to African-American colleges or whatever else that supports the prosperity of black people.
Just in that case I will support Hillary Rodham Clinton even more.

EndUnknown · 02-21-2008, 12:14 PM

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/kkk.asp

thresixty · 02-21-2008, 12:43 PM

Madame check your sources nxt time, jesus.

Dizzy · 02-21-2008, 12:55 PM

Heh, I thought they were trying to pull some reverse psychology or something.

Tis fake I guess

EndUnknown · 02-21-2008, 01:07 PM

yeah my first thought when I read the snopes was "maybe they KNOW they are a bad endorsement, and want to screw him over", then i saw it was fake

Shann · 02-21-2008, 01:18 PM

glad it's fake would have really made me wonder if it wasn't.... seriously why would the kkk ever endorse someone who is black? plus anyone the kkk endorses is someone I think I'll stay away from

carnealse · 02-21-2008, 01:30 PM

I agree. It just didn't fit. Thats right though, anything is better than 4 or 8 years of that Smeagol looking lady and her sinister cackle. Haha.

MemphisMasenko · 02-21-2008, 01:30 PM

Oh...they were seriously talking about this on the radio today.
That is why I post this.

carnealse · 02-21-2008, 01:37 PM

Really? Wow. I missed all talk radio today. In a nut shell, working 32 hours because of duty in the military causes you to miss a day and a half of life, heh. I wish I could have heard the talking heads around my area if they were talking about this.

Nurta · 02-21-2008, 01:37 PM

Wow, this is why only sites like Onion can pull off satire, people are too... "gullible" (I want to say something else) to get it from any site other than one dedicated to satire.

Trogdor's lame friend · 02-21-2008, 01:37 PM

It's a funny anti-Clinton joke anyways =P

carnealse · 02-21-2008, 02:54 PM

Come on man, gullible? You know you want to say stupid. If people would stop being all Oprah sensitive and get some thick skin, things would be much funnier around here.
And yes, KKK saying Obama is better than Clinton is a funny anti-Clinton shot. A pretty good one too.

mrs. cutiepie · 02-21-2008, 03:23 PM

wow. at first i said "WHAT?! seriously!? WHAT?! no way!" then . . "ahh. ok . that makes sense.. haha"

looks like someone out there hates hilary

but seriously, if that were to happen. .. wow.

paul4531 · 02-21-2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shann

glad it's fake would have really made me wonder if it wasn't.... seriously why would the kkk ever endorse someone who is black? plus anyone the kkk endorses is someone I think I'll stay away from

ya man, I got a bit worried.

mr.handsomeman · 02-22-2008, 09:11 AM

Quote:

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

wow....that's amazingly horrible. oh well!

IE3I STEVO · 02-22-2008, 09:15 AM

hhaahaahh thats pretty messed up but obama wouldnt have accepted it that would have been political suicide

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mrs. cutiepie Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: deep in the <3 of texas Posts: 607 Reputation: 40 $zB: 74 Donate	wow. at first i said "WHAT?! seriously!? WHAT?! no way!" then . . "ahh. ok . that makes sense.. haha" looks like someone out there hates hilary but seriously, if that were to happen. .. wow. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. iloveyoumario

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02-21-2008, 12:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
thresixty Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 441 Reputation: 5 $zB: 415 Donate	Madame check your sources nxt time, jesus.

02-21-2008, 01:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Shann Jr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 263 Reputation: 25 $zB: 220 Donate	glad it's fake would have really made me wonder if it wasn't.... seriously why would the kkk ever endorse someone who is black? plus anyone the kkk endorses is someone I think I'll stay away from

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carnealse Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Va Beach Posts: 474 Reputation: 31 $zB: 359 Donate	I agree. It just didn't fit. Thats right though, anything is better than 4 or 8 years of that Smeagol looking lady and her sinister cackle. Haha.

02-21-2008, 01:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
carnealse Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Va Beach Posts: 474 Reputation: 31 $zB: 359 Donate	Really? Wow. I missed all talk radio today. In a nut shell, working 32 hours because of duty in the military causes you to miss a day and a half of life, heh. I wish I could have heard the talking heads around my area if they were talking about this.

02-21-2008, 02:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
carnealse Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Va Beach Posts: 474 Reputation: 31 $zB: 359 Donate	Come on man, gullible? You know you want to say stupid. If people would stop being all Oprah sensitive and get some thick skin, things would be much funnier around here. And yes, KKK saying Obama is better than Clinton is a funny anti-Clinton shot. A pretty good one too.

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