I'm not sure if this is really poetry as it's more of a satire, but here goes nothing.
To whom it may concern:
_____We regret to inform you that the product about which you have inquired of our company is no longer manufactured. The aforementioned product, Love, has been discontinued due to difficulties that we were having with the manufacturing and handling of the product. Many of our factory workers complained of the pain that they experienced after prolonged exposure to Love. Indeed, it has been shown by clinical tests that even short-term contact with it will produce watery eyes, loss of the ability to think clearly, and, at the very least, mild discomfort. As such, we, the company, had no choice but to discontinue the manufacturing of such a product.
_____We realize that this, however slight it may be, is an inconvenience to some of our devoted customers who used our Love in the manner in which it was intended, but we have decided that it is for the benefit of the health our workers and, to be sure, all of those that use our Love if the product is discontinued. We, however, do feel obliged to tell you that there is still in existence a good quantity of Love in our warehouses. This was produced before the recall took effect, and as such, we are at a loss as to what to do with it. If anyone interested would like to purchase some of the merchandise, please, contact the company by using the included information. Again, we are sorry for any troubles that have arisen because of this decision, and we thank all of those for their cooperation in this matter.
______________________________________President of [Insert Initials Here] Incorporated,
__________________________________________________ _Mr. [Insert My Real Name Here]
Last edited by Shadow; 11-12-2009 at 05:25 PM.
Reason: Typographical Errors
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