Dirty Secrets About You

nathanlawliet · 02-07-2008, 08:00 PM

We all have dirty secrets, or things we don't want people to know that don't really matter. Well, we're on the internet(if you're reading this anyways). So this thread is dedicated to people basically posting some embarassing/dark/dirty secrets about themselves, or just something that people wouldn't know(Like Cam saying "I'm black").

On the internet we're anonymous, so how much could it hurt?

Me:
I thought I once saw the shadow of a demon fly across my wall.
Reality: Unknown

asuro · 02-07-2008, 08:31 PM

i cant swim............im not embarassed and everyone else knows it so i thought id post it here so all the zb ppl could know as well

mangodroplet · 02-07-2008, 08:42 PM

well....sometimes I wish I'd get run over by a car. I want to have some sort of extensive stay at the hospital. Go figure.

Volpe Sinatra · 02-08-2008, 08:46 AM

A good friend and I once conspired to kick a cripple down a flight of stairs..

I know it sounds horrible, but he was very deserving of it.

nathanlawliet · 02-08-2008, 03:15 PM

I once wanted to actually murder someone.

CameleonMK · 02-08-2008, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asuro

i cant swim............im not embarassed and everyone else knows it so i thought id post it here so all the zb ppl could know as well

Yea...ditto.

Jon · 02-08-2008, 03:25 PM

Well, if we posted our "dirty secrets" here it wouldn't be secrets anymore would it.

Scrapz616 · 02-08-2008, 04:07 PM

i can't swim either

Dizzy · 02-08-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mangodroplet

well....sometimes I wish I'd get run over by a car. I want to have some sort of extensive stay at the hospital. Go figure.

Sadly I'm the same way sometimes.
I get impulses to steer my car into street lights and whatnot on occasion.

Jon · 02-08-2008, 06:12 PM

Dirty secret about me?
I'm hotter in real life

Shann · 02-08-2008, 08:12 PM

I wished that the last guy I was dating's ex would disappear or get run over by a bus or something. I couldn't ask for a car b/c not to be rude...but she's quite big

she was an evil person and now that I'm not w/ him, I can see that they are perfect for each other eventhough he hates her

infamous16 · 02-08-2008, 08:17 PM

hummm

well guess what i can swim. I really dont know how you dont know how to that is just kinda weird.

and idk about secrets. today i cut myself shaving and everyone who asks i told em that my cat bit me...lol.

nathanlawliet · 02-08-2008, 09:00 PM

My real name isn't Nate.

Trogdor's lame friend · 02-08-2008, 09:06 PM

I have a second family. I mean, it's no big deal. I just knocked up a girl in Vegas. Now I just need to go back about once every month and tell her things in the "army" are going ok and I don't know when I'll next be back. It's nothing compared to the 3,247 ketchup packets I stol from McDonalds...

Trogdor · 02-08-2008, 10:08 PM

I had 3 Chocalate Cokes this past week

Robb4248 · 02-08-2008, 10:11 PM

I was once suspended in Middle School for rearranging the letters on our "News billboard" in front of the school to read "Porn Show Tonight"

mangodroplet · 02-08-2008, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon

Dirty secret about me?
I'm hotter in real life

lol. I don't know what I'd do if I saw you in real life.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dizzy

Sadly I'm the same way sometimes.
I get impulses to steer my car into street lights and whatnot on occasion.

Phew. At least I know I'm not extremely weird. I think it's because of the stresses of life... >_<

Snackbar · 02-09-2008, 06:17 AM

About 18 years ago I was doing exterminating and had a late night call for a house with rats in it. When I got there the kid was taking out the trash and when he picked the can up that was laying down, he caught a family of about 12 rats in it.
After checking the house I found no rats in it, so I took the trash can full of rats with me. As I was going home I got another call for a rat in a house elsewhere. it was back before cell phones were popular and I had to stop to use the pay phone because my pager when off.
I wasnt sure what I was going to do with a trashcan full of rats, so I left them right there on the sidewalk near the pay phone. It was at McDonalds.
To this day I crack up thinking about the poor soul that opened that can and found those rats in it....hehehehe

HaaGeN · 02-09-2008, 08:28 AM

i drive a ford contour o.o

pretty dirty =d

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nathanlawliet Super Zuner� Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 3,590 Reputation: 65 $zB: 427 Donate	Dirty Secrets About You We all have dirty secrets, or things we don't want people to know that don't really matter. Well, we're on the internet(if you're reading this anyways). So this thread is dedicated to people basically posting some embarassing/dark/dirty secrets about themselves, or just something that people wouldn't know(Like Cam saying "I'm black"). On the internet we're anonymous, so how much could it hurt? Me: I thought I once saw the shadow of a demon fly across my wall. Reality: Unknown __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Scrapz616 Support Team Super Zuner Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New York Posts: 1,626 Reputation: 130 $zB: 1282 Donate	i can't swim either

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infamous16 Experienced Zuner Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 135 Reputation: 10 $zB: 52 Donate	hummm well guess what i can swim. I really dont know how you dont know how to that is just kinda weird. and idk about secrets. today i cut myself shaving and everyone who asks i told em that my cat bit me...lol. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Snackbar Experienced Zuner Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Posts: 167 Reputation: 17 $zB: 52 Donate	About 18 years ago I was doing exterminating and had a late night call for a house with rats in it. When I got there the kid was taking out the trash and when he picked the can up that was laying down, he caught a family of about 12 rats in it. After checking the house I found no rats in it, so I took the trash can full of rats with me. As I was going home I got another call for a rat in a house elsewhere. it was back before cell phones were popular and I had to stop to use the pay phone because my pager when off. I wasnt sure what I was going to do with a trashcan full of rats, so I left them right there on the sidewalk near the pay phone. It was at McDonalds. To this day I crack up thinking about the poor soul that opened that can and found those rats in it....hehehehe __________________ "If you're going to be stupid, you'd better be tough!" "Living is easy with eyes closed!" "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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