Fellow zBers, long have we been under the tyranny of the evil one called Nurta. He hath infringed upon the sanctity of the home we call ZuneBoards. Even now, he amasses an army under the pseudonym "Nurta's Army". Dare you let this continue?
We fight.
I invite you to join a new organization: zb REDnecks. The redneck is one of Nurta's most hated creatures, rating up there with gays and girls.
We are in direct opposition to Nurta's Army. As REDnecks, our lack of organization is compensated by our flamboyant use of guns and drunken have-a-good-time kind of nature. Our mission is to expose Nurta for the beast he really is.
Onward to Victory!
REDnecks is not an exclusive club. Training is not needed. To join, simply place the REDnecks tag in your signature and give yourself a position. It can be anything you want. Like Commander of the 4th squadrant of e-walks.
I will not lie. There will be casualties along the way. But your children's children will know you died for a greater cause.
I would like to personally place a bounty on Nurta's head.
Wanted Dead.
$150zb.
Traitors to the cause are not looked upon lightly. Consider this a warning.
Vida la Vida!
Disclaimer:
REDnecks is not a serious organization and should not be taken seriously. However, if you'd like to take it jokingly seriously, by all means do so. Know that over the top insults could result in infractions.
I Shall Join I'm Against Nurta! And Since You Said He Hates Gay People I May Trun Gay And Be The First Gay Redneck In History!
We Are Many! We Are Legion! We Are Everyone! We Are No One! We Do Not Forgive! We Do Not Forget!
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