HELP! REWARD For Lost Special ED Zune!

Steve Ballmer · 05-08-2008, 04:00 PM

Reward! Lost Special Edition Balm Zune!
I was very upset last month to discover that my special edition Balm Zune is missing! I last remember seeing it at CEBIT, when I was hold up at the Raffles Vier Jahreszeiten — Hamburg, Germany, all curtains were drawn!
My people have questioned the entire staff, bugged their homes and continue to monitor their computers. No evidence of it has been found so far. It could be anywhere between Newyork and Hamburg. It was one of a kind and is greatly missed.

This Zune contains the complete works of Balm! All 53 instrumentals by me, bill, Ozzie and TOG, it is potentially priceless!

If you or anyone you associate with has seen it, please contact me here.
A hefty reward is available to any person for it's safe return, no questions asked!

Darth Camel · 05-08-2008, 04:29 PM

With something as ugly as that, I'm glad it's lost.

paul4531 · 05-08-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Camel

With something as ugly as that, I'm glad it's lost.

you are a dick, you may not like it. He obviously likes it, it is obviously very special to him. If it wasn't worth so much to him he would just go and buy another zune.

Jon · 05-08-2008, 07:10 PM

How much is the reward

Darth Camel · 05-08-2008, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paul4531

you are a dick, you may not like it. He obviously likes it, it is obviously very special to him. If it wasn't worth so much to him he would just go and buy another zune.

You're joking, right?

Robb4248 · 05-09-2008, 11:26 AM

Fake Steve's threads always give me a laugh

Nurta · 05-09-2008, 12:02 PM

They have never given me one

Steve Ballmer · 05-09-2008, 03:46 PM

Hey! Why has my posting to get help with my lost Zune moved to the flameboard?

Nurta · 05-09-2008, 08:52 PM

Because you're a ****ing prick who deserves to have his fingers severed with an iPod and then forced to watch Steve Jobs masturbate all day

Steve Ballmer · 05-10-2008, 05:03 AM

Ouch!

Trogdor's lame friend · 05-10-2008, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paul4531

you are a dick, you may not like it. He obviously likes it, it is obviously very special to him. If it wasn't worth so much to him he would just go and buy another zune.

Haha I hope youre joking. You know none of this is real, right?

**PoN** · 05-10-2008, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurta

Because you're a ****ing prick who deserves to have his fingers severed with an iPod and then forced to watch Steve Jobs masturbate all day

Same thing happened to me... i wonder if you have been watching me nurta..

Nathaniel · 05-10-2008, 09:53 AM

Steve Ballmer · 05-10-2008, 03:49 PM

Hey! Let's get back on track! My Zune please!

133794m3r · 05-10-2008, 04:17 PM

I'm sorry steve jobs has stolen the idea and is releasing an entire fleet of iPods w/ that exact design.

saab900 · 05-11-2008, 02:01 PM

Dude thats a pretty sweet looking zune, you know where it is?
spoiler - highlight to read: take your hand shove it in your ass, youll feel something hard up there, thats it!

Steve Ballmer · 05-18-2008, 05:13 PM

Still lost! I'm almost losing hope!

05-08-2008, 04:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Steve Ballmer Zuner Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Redmond Wa. Posts: 52 Reputation: 19 $zB: 89 Donate	HELP! REWARD For Lost Special ED Zune! Reward! Lost Special Edition Balm Zune! I was very upset last month to discover that my special edition Balm Zune is missing! I last remember seeing it at CEBIT, when I was hold up at the Raffles Vier Jahreszeiten — Hamburg, Germany, all curtains were drawn! My people have questioned the entire staff, bugged their homes and continue to monitor their computers. No evidence of it has been found so far. It could be anywhere between Newyork and Hamburg. It was one of a kind and is greatly missed. This Zune contains the complete works of Balm! All 53 instrumentals by me, bill, Ozzie and TOG, it is potentially priceless! If you or anyone you associate with has seen it, please contact me here. A hefty reward is available to any person for it's safe return, no questions asked! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-08-2008, 04:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Darth Camel Zune Freak Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,102 Reputation: 61 $zB: 815 Donate	With something as ugly as that, I'm glad it's lost. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Nurta Stronger than sand Administrator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NYS Posts: 6,326 Reputation: 330 $zB: 5177 Donate Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	They have never given me one __________________ Note: The viewpoint posted above does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Zuneboards, Crowdgather, Nurta, Cyber Connect Corporation, Nurta.net, fairpolls.org, or any affiliate thereof. Also, this posting is provided "as-is" with no warranties, and confers no rights. In fact, this posting has no guarantee whatsoever and may be true, false, or both. This posting may be hurtful, helpful, or both. If you feel this posting was too hurtful, please contact me so I can set aside some pity time for you, which is offered "as-is" with no warranties, confers no rights, and may or may not occur, at my discretion. If you respond to this posting in any form, including but not limited to: a laugh, chortle, grimace, or sigh, you agree to these terms and agree to drive heavy machinery while taking child's cold medicine. This disclaimer is provided "as-is" with no warranties, and confers no rights. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Nurta Stronger than sand Administrator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NYS Posts: 6,326 Reputation: 330 $zB: 5177 Donate Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Because you're a ***ing prick who deserves to have his fingers severed with an iPod and then forced to watch Steve Jobs masturbate all day __________________ Note: The viewpoint posted above does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Zuneboards, Crowdgather, Nurta, Cyber Connect Corporation, Nurta.net, fairpolls.org, or any affiliate thereof. Also, this posting is provided "as-is" with no warranties, and confers no rights. In fact, this posting has no guarantee whatsoever and may be true, false, or both. This posting may be hurtful, helpful, or both. If you feel this posting was too hurtful, please contact me so I can set aside some pity time for you, which is offered "as-is" with no warranties, confers no rights, and may or may not occur, at my discretion. If you respond to this posting in any form, including but not limited to: a laugh, chortle, grimace, or sigh, you agree to these terms and agree to drive heavy machinery while taking child's cold medicine. This disclaimer is provided "as-is" with no warranties, and confers no rights. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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