I'm pretty sure you can buy one in the 99 cent store. Sure, it'll be itchy, but you'll be stroking it in thought most of the time anyway.

sometimes i wish i had a wisdom beard, strickly for thinking.
andd, yes. this is truee.

Well, you find it weird because you don't get it. We do.
Although we grow hair in other places too.

no, its just a random question.
but that is odd! and dont worry, i could only possibly be half offended.
facial hair is weird. hair should be on your head, not your face.

Random question, unless you're quoting from a song. In that case, the song is weird.
But not really. Well, I like the five o'clock shadow I get, but after two days, I have to shave or I'll look like a mexican. No offense.

Do you ever wish you had a beard?

Indeed.

AMEN!

Sauce God!

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