Wired Contest: Worst Case Scenario - Page 2

killpineapple · 12-20-2007, 02:17 PM

wow i have some great stories, but none that are as incredible as the aforementioned. ummm, let's see.....

....i think the dumbest thing i've done was when I was 10 and my mom and I were going for a walk. I was balancing myself on this curb that went around the plants next to the sidewalk. in a split second, I caught my foot on a sprinkler, and thrust my face into the sidewalk at full speed. i broke my nose and knocked my four front teeth backwards. after 7 hours of waiting in the hospital to find somebody, a guy came and cemented a metal piece across my teeth to pull them back forward, and then secured it by sewing metal wires through my gums. my mom was crying but i was way drugged by that point. the worst was that I wanted to show off my awesome battle scars, but I was on year-round school, and it happened the day we went off-track for a month. they day we came back i had everything removed. weak.

Dizzy · 12-20-2007, 02:57 PM

Epic. Sucks you got a face full of pavement, but at least you've got a story to tell now

Trogdor · 12-20-2007, 04:39 PM

wow these stories are great props to L+H for such a good idea

patfb1 · 12-27-2007, 08:53 PM

When I was 8 years old, as a kid you don't think bad things could happen, anyway worst case scenario. My mother had went to the store and told me and my sisters not to go outside, well me being the superman fan back then thought I could fly, decided that I would go out and play with the other kids who at the time were jumping off this second story building. Well, in the process of doing the opposite of what my mother said, decided to jump like the other kids, on the way down I hit my head on a railing, knocked myself unconscious and fell on my arm and broke it. I guess I must have been out for a few minutes upon waking up, not realizing my arm was broke, just knew I was in a lot of pain. I never told my mother I had went outside, not until weeks later when she heard me crying in my sleep several times,by the way I always wore long sleeves so she would not see the swelling of my arm. She discovered it one day when she popped me on my arm and I hollered in pain. She took me to the doctor and discover it was broken, needless to say, I got a whippen when the cast was put on for going outside and for the fact that she had to fork over so money for the doctor visit. Lessen learned, sometimes things happen when you do the opposite of what you are told, still like superman though!; )

RZ7X · 01-02-2008, 07:50 PM

this is a fly azz thread....but anyway
when i was a kid(im an old school zuner 27) in the 80s
doing backflips and semi's and all the hot acrobatics was
what made you kool..so if u could do flips u were the shiznit
so me tryna be down i attempted to do a standing backflip
on concrete with no prior practice whatsoever....
and basically jumped up and only rotated half of the way i needed to pull it off
and gravity began to pull me down face first
my face was scraped up just barley missing my eye
and this happened the day before picture day..
my moms was pissed

12-20-2007, 02:17 PM	#21 (permalink)
killpineapple Experienced Zuner Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Rialto, CA Posts: 231 Reputation: 17 $zB: 187 Donate	wow i have some great stories, but none that are as incredible as the aforementioned. ummm, let's see..... ....i think the dumbest thing i've done was when I was 10 and my mom and I were going for a walk. I was balancing myself on this curb that went around the plants next to the sidewalk. in a split second, I caught my foot on a sprinkler, and thrust my face into the sidewalk at full speed. i broke my nose and knocked my four front teeth backwards. after 7 hours of waiting in the hospital to find somebody, a guy came and cemented a metal piece across my teeth to pull them back forward, and then secured it by sewing metal wires through my gums. my mom was crying but i was way drugged by that point. the worst was that I wanted to show off my awesome battle scars, but I was on year-round school, and it happened the day we went off-track for a month. they day we came back i had everything removed. weak. __________________ "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing" -- Ben Franklin To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-20-2007, 02:57 PM	#22 (permalink)
Dizzy caucASIAN, but not as cool as ASIANS Moderator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 6,633 Reputation: 275 $zB: 111 Donate Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4	Epic. Sucks you got a face full of pavement, but at least you've got a story to tell now __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Dizzy - Founder of zB REDnecks. Master Chief of Hillbillies.

12-27-2007, 08:53 PM	#24 (permalink)
patfb1 Zewbie Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2 Reputation: 10 $zB: 0 Donate	patfb1 When I was 8 years old, as a kid you don't think bad things could happen, anyway worst case scenario. My mother had went to the store and told me and my sisters not to go outside, well me being the superman fan back then thought I could fly, decided that I would go out and play with the other kids who at the time were jumping off this second story building. Well, in the process of doing the opposite of what my mother said, decided to jump like the other kids, on the way down I hit my head on a railing, knocked myself unconscious and fell on my arm and broke it. I guess I must have been out for a few minutes upon waking up, not realizing my arm was broke, just knew I was in a lot of pain. I never told my mother I had went outside, not until weeks later when she heard me crying in my sleep several times,by the way I always wore long sleeves so she would not see the swelling of my arm. She discovered it one day when she popped me on my arm and I hollered in pain. She took me to the doctor and discover it was broken, needless to say, I got a whippen when the cast was put on for going outside and for the fact that she had to fork over so money for the doctor visit. Lessen learned, sometimes things happen when you do the opposite of what you are told, still like superman though!; )

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01-02-2008, 07:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
RZ7X Zuner Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Giants Stadium Posts: 65 Reputation: 12 $zB: 0 Donate	this is a fly azz thread....but anyway when i was a kid(im an old school zuner 27) in the 80s doing backflips and semi's and all the hot acrobatics was what made you kool..so if u could do flips u were the shiznit so me tryna be down i attempted to do a standing backflip on concrete with no prior practice whatsoever.... and basically jumped up and only rotated half of the way i needed to pull it off and gravity began to pull me down face first my face was scraped up just barley missing my eye and this happened the day before picture day.. my moms was pissed

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