world peace

David · 07-13-2007, 06:34 PM

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer

are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops

out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the

Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also

farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof!

With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile

for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around

Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and Syria with all believers of Mohammad inside and

all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state."

Pooooof!

Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those

countries.

The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about

this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick

and completely surrounds these countries....... it's virtually impenetrable.

Now what is your wish?"

The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof!

WORLD PEACE !!

Nurta · 07-13-2007, 06:38 PM

hmm, this is a modern version of an old joke. I haven't heard it with Osama before

David · 07-13-2007, 06:40 PM

yeah the first time I heard it it wasn't an engineer, it was bush

lpxxfaintxx · 07-13-2007, 10:19 PM

Lol, nice.

chrisiscool62 · 07-14-2007, 09:22 AM

Pretty clever joke, got a little giggle out of me.

07-13-2007, 06:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
David I eat babies An army of many Retired Staff Expert Zuner Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: right behind you Posts: 2,854 Reputation: 61 $zB: 78 Donate	world peace Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and Syria with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries....... it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?" The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water." Pooooof! WORLD PEACE !! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can beat 'em to a pulp, make 'em join you.

07-13-2007, 06:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nurta putis killed my baby! Administrator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NYS Posts: 6,027 Reputation: 266 $zB: 4931 Donate Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	hmm, this is a modern version of an old joke. I haven't heard it with Osama before __________________ Note: The viewpoint posted above does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Zuneboards, Zuneboard's staff, Nurta, or any affiliate of any of the previously mentioned parties. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I'm sorry Dizzy, I don't swing that way To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. my army, while you can

07-13-2007, 06:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
David I eat babies An army of many Retired Staff Expert Zuner Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: right behind you Posts: 2,854 Reputation: 61 $zB: 78 Donate	yeah the first time I heard it it wasn't an engineer, it was bush __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can beat 'em to a pulp, make 'em join you.

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lpxxfaintxx Administrator Ultimate Zuner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 5,778 Reputation: 182 $zB: 1998 Donate	Lol, nice. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

07-14-2007, 09:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
chrisiscool62 Experienced Zuner Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sioux City, Iowa Posts: 195 Reputation: 14 $zB: 0 Donate	Pretty clever joke, got a little giggle out of me. __________________ Dun...Dun...Duhhhhhh To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I cant get enough of this little guy.

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