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Old 08-28-2009, 12:46 PM   #21 (permalink)
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This isn't the place to ask that... ask your doctor... they'd know, not some random forum.
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Old 08-28-2009, 03:33 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The average is no where near 8... it's between 5.5 and 6, last I checked.
Dude, then I'm already average.
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Old 08-28-2009, 04:02 PM   #25 (permalink)
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actually, according to wikipedia, it's 5.1-5.9 inches.





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Old 08-28-2009, 05:37 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Although, that does factor in all ethinc groups. Your final size will depend mostly on ethnicity.
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Old 08-30-2009, 03:32 PM   #27 (permalink)
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8's freakin' ridiculous. 5-6 is average for an adult white male. Larger for black people, smaller for Asians, and I think Latinos too. It's science!
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Old 08-30-2009, 03:53 PM   #28 (permalink)
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8's freakin' ridiculous. 5-6 is average for an adult white male. Larger for black people, smaller for Asians, and I think Latinos too. It's science!


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Actually latinos have similar penis sizes to their white counterparts:

1. Black people
2. White/Hispanic people
3. Asians
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Old 08-30-2009, 08:37 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Is this seriously being discussed? There is absolutely no study that even begins to prove the notion that penis size is linked to ethnicity.

Also, it may just be me, but this is starting to get into that racist area that you had warned me about, J2800.
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Old 08-30-2009, 08:39 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Phantom, it is true. Look it up.

It's about as racist as saying "black people have brown skin". Just a fact...
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Well, seeing as how I've already screwed myself by posting in this thread to begin with, I'm just going to go for it.

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It's not really science. It has never seriously been surveyed. There have only been a handful of tests, but none of them were conclusive, and the sample sizes were usually too small (wow, that's a crappy and unintended pun).

Afterthought: Eh; I can always delete this post if I feel like it's too revealing, which it probably is.
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Old 08-31-2009, 12:31 PM   #34 (permalink)
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That's like saying that your yard stick is 36 inches long when you look at it with glasses on.
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Old 08-31-2009, 01:29 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Why the hell did I google this kind of info???

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Well, seeing as how I've already screwed myself by posting in this thread to begin with, I'm just going to go for it.

I've never accurately measured myself (I just want to be able to say that truthfully which is why I've never done so), but I'm definitely over 14 cm. I used another method to indirectly measure it. Oh, and by the way, I'm Asian.

It's not really science. It has never seriously been surveyed. There have only been a handful of tests, but none of them were conclusive, and the sample sizes were usually too small (wow, that's a crappy and unintended pun).

Afterthought: Eh; I can always delete this post if I feel like it's too revealing, which it probably is.
Actually, there was once a patent for measuring of volume using a water-filled cylinder, and volume is more important anyways. Quite accurate.
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name change to what?
Name change to "dilpickle size im 14"...

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Don't spam the serious discussion plz, Taboo.

And anyways, Phantom, it's been proven in many studies with big, hard, fat sample sizes.
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Actually, there was once a patent for measuring of volume using a water-filled cylinder, and volume is more important anyways. Quite accurate.
...I'm not quite sure what that has to do with what I had said.
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I think it would be safe to mark this as solved, as we have answered all his questions.

By the way I'm 6.5 hard.
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