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Old 11-01-2007, 12:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
Stuart
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I got some more Halloween ones:

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didnt have the guts...

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit!...

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream...

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords arent long enough...

omg these are bad...
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