iHell
Soon, Apple will take over the middle East... They will take over Iraq and Iran and they will become iRaq and iRan and everyone will live in iHouses with iCars and iFamilies. the iHouse will run off of an iMac and everyone will have iPods and iPhones.. it will all be one iHell...
iRan will be a glossy white, while iRaq will be glossy black. The iRanians won't like the iRaqi's because they think they are better than them.
But when all hope will seemed to be lost, Good ol' Zunezibar will try to save them all, offering more options and better layout. But, the good people of iRaq and iRan won't be able to get away from the dictatorship that is Apple...
I wrote this when I first got my Zune, and just now remembered it.

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