I ran myself over on a quad...
I was showing off by riding on two of the side wheels.
when I came back down I lost balance on the seat. My foot touched the ground and got caught under the back left wheel.
It threw me off of the quad and I rolled down a hill. On my way off the quad I hit my right leg on the handle bars.
my clothes were all torn up and I lost my shoes. I had also ripped the back of my pants along with starting a few holes in my underwear.
so I ran myself over and exposed my ass.
and i'm pretty sure I peed a little too.
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