"i wanna f**k a dog
I tried to f**k your mom in the a**
Tried to f**k your dad in the a**
could only find the dog....and his a**"
"[tom]
I tried to **** a ****ing pirate in the ass
[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur
[tom]
tried to **** a ****ing pirate
but I've found the dog"
"When you f***ed grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you til the sun did rise,
And did he look into your eyes and ask you to fellllate him?
And stick a finger or two in his a**?"
"It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**kin' hot dogs
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**kin' hot dogs
and he s**t s**t s**ts his pants.
He's alway's f**in' sh**tin his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my c**k
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock"
-Blink 182
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